covert coitus

the act of sexual intercourse that is planned to be disavowed
My cheating husband had covert coitus when he was out of town on business. That means he had sex with a hooker.
by effingjoey December 20, 2009
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Covert covid

Any black ops mission to eliminate the enemy coronavirus. Trained environmental service workers using hand to hand hygiene combat, high touch surface assaults, air to ground disinfectant missiles, and sanitizing drone strikes.
Our supervisor led us on a covert covid mission in 2020. We single handedly ripped the crown off that virus
by Unfiltered Coffey April 11, 2020
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Covert

A being who can be mistaken for a pig due to their aroma.
by LolURBANLOL June 12, 2021
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Host Covert

Another way of asking someone to commit ritual suicide with you
Bob: Jake... Please host Covert.

Jake: Fine then, *slits his throat*
by bigman2323 April 29, 2023
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Covert bop

Sneaky girl ,probably an Albright chic who is the town whore but she's so stealthy and hand picks the perfect men ,men who evidently respect her alot or fear her because they always have her back never revealing her midnight secrets . She's so scary that all dudes want to love her yet are terrified and loyal at the same time. The most descret of hoes , the one that is like Spiderman u never know her real identity,she swoops in like a thief in the night breaking mens hearts and leaving them star struck with obsession . Ask around you won't get any real information on this mystical dragon shes got a power of magic that can't be replicated - if one should ever betray her and reveal her dirty secrets or identity than they lose the ability to get an erection for life!!!! Do not scorn this women stay away from the Covert bop she will chew your man up and spit him.out like o -towns limp dick club.
She is the cities covert bop ,hard to catch don't fall in to her web!!
by Ghostbuster2000 April 29, 2024
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covert hardass

someone you met and didn’t think anything of or misjudged their character and once you get to know them you realize how stern and genuine they are who have stern standards of respect and manners from others. Covert hardass because they are not loud about it, or mean nor are they easy to truly impress but to be their friend, is an honor. Someone that deep- as your friend will be as loyal as an old dog. They are very serious sensitive people.
Hey did you meet bob? He’s a new worker

Yeah he has really good manners and respect and very nice, I’m friends with him are you?

No. I don’t think he likes me or wants to be my friend. I treated him like shit in the past and I can tell he is too serious to get over it. Talking with him feels like I should know better dealing with people, he is really a covert hardass, does not care if I am his friend because he knows I am a dick. Why would he be? Gotta respect that.
by Lelrlrlrl May 03, 2024
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jon david covert

Sex god
He has a 6FT penis and all the lady's love him...
HES SO DREAMY...
Oh my god his penis is like 6FT
john david covert can please the lady's
jon david covert is so hot.
by definerlolz November 24, 2013
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