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texting

The common practice of typing messages on a cell phone to recipients, rather than just just take the twelve seconds to call someone. Most often performed by teenage girls, these messages often include such front page news as: "OMG did U C her @ss? Itz HGE" or perhaps the ever-popular "WTF? Dani just broke up wit James!!!11!"

These messages are often life-changing, as it seems that nobody ever actually speaks to one another anymore.

My favorite example of the texting is when a teenage girl is driving, head bent down facing her cell phone, as she texts while in traffic. Young teenage girls are considered the best drivers, so surely something as simple as texting would never take away from their near-perfect driving skills. This is often proven by the practice of never using turn signals, as telling Katelyn about when to pick her up at the mall is WAY more important than letting the cars behind you know that you are about to cross three lanes of traffic.

All in all, perhaps a few head-on collisions and loss of driving privileges will be a good little lesson to the self-absorbed teenagers of today.
Texting girl driver: LYK OMG did U C TWILIGHT YET? ITZ SO FREAKIN KILL!

*sound of cars skidding to a halt and 5 car pileup*

Texting girl driver: OH MY BAD. SRRY BOUT DAT.
by Senor Musk May 5, 2009
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toilet texting

Guy 1: "Dude, I'm totally toilet texting you."
Guy 2: "Sweet, I toilet texted Fred earlier."
by TehAwesomeUD April 28, 2007
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textitation

An invitation to party via text message. One should not feel as socially obligated to attend as they would be if they were invited by mail or over the phone.
Kyle: "yo, you going to amanda's party? its going to be lame ass!"

Steve: "no way man, she only sent me a textitation, that bitch actually called you!"
by itaub1 December 9, 2008
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texting courtesy

Verb
The act of texting someone back when they give you a bullshit response like "k"or"lol".
I hate when people text back stupid responses but i have to use texting courtesy.
by Nukanukanuka April 12, 2010
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Texting bitch face

Similar to resting bitch face, but with texting. This usually happens when you end your texts in periods or don't use emoticons, which makes the person you're texting think you're pissed at them.
Person 1: (text) Party at Jeff's tonight! See you there?
Person 2: (text) K.
Person 1: (text) Do you not want to go, or is that just texting bitch face?
by Pistachioed March 30, 2015
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Textistential Crisis

Angrily texting your friends and family late in the night about politics after having too many Miller Lite's
In the throes of a textistential crisis, Eric Trump messaged his old friends, late into the night, about their own immoralities.
by _pone_ July 31, 2020
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Tihtina

The name Tihtina translates to "being Humble" in Amharic
A very pretty outgoing girl. She doesn't let anything get in her way and is very independent. A smart person who has a great personality. Is a good person to hang out with and nice when you get to know her. If you get on her darkside she can turn into a bitch! Very kind person and always tries to find the good side in every bad situation. Great person to talk to and is very honest. She gives really good advice. A person who likes to try new things even if they can be crazy. Very creative and funny and is loved by many.
"Who is that, looking amazing?"
"Oh that's Tihtina"
"She is so awesome"
"I know"
by Tihtina December 10, 2021
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