Tito

The proest name on Earth. Anyone and everyone with that name is amazingly cool and should never ever be disrespected.. Ever.

Damn dude, Tito owns us at life.. We should kill ourselves before he kills ourselves before us..

by Kay Ess January 21, 2008

Titnotized

The ability for boobies to destroy concentration, as well as force the titnotized to stare at boobies.

I so tried to maintain eye contact with that burlesque dancer but i was completely titnotized by her pasties.

by DotCommiez October 20, 2010

Titnotized

When a women's tits become like a drug, hypnotizing to those around her, which in turn plays to her gain. Anything from getting out of a traffic ticket to never needing to buy her own drink. As if put under her spell, like total mind control, nothing and no one is safe. All in a days work.

She had the whole room titnotized, the girls came out to play, she never loses, checkmate!

by Missjadedxx January 17, 2020

Timbo bounce

When you hit a golf shot completely off target and it takes a crazy bounce off a tree right into the middle of the fairway

Ex.
Eric: I don’t know how my ball landed in the middle of the fairway. I hit it right at the trees!
Justin: Yeah, you got a major timbo bounce on that one!

by Bossman8 April 17, 2022

Tatbooty

Short for a Tattooed Booty.

Hey, did you see that hot girls tatbooty? NICE!

by Jeff D October 13, 2005

titlove

Titlove can mean several different things. It can be used to plead for affection, it can be used as a term of endearment among friends (often followed by no homo), and it can be used to indicate amazing breasteses. Of course, it can also refer to a classic tittyfuck.

Asking for affection: "I got cunnalangled so hard last night; gimme some damn titlove."

Term of endearment: "What's up, titlove? Lemme suck your dick. No homo."

Compliment of breasteses: "Shit! Major titlove at 2 o'clock. Check that shit! That's gotta be an eleven on the titlove meter."

Tittyfuck: "My girlfriend gave me some major titlove last night. Then she analangled me. Fuck yea."

by GottaLoveThemTaTas November 24, 2009

timboulder

Commonly referred to as a person who doesn't have testicles, yet this person also calls testicles: "Boulders". Usually people that are like this are called Tim, and for some reason all of them like to refer themselves as "The King of KEK", aswell as the fact that they also like Friesland for some reason.

It's time to get your boulders checked, KEKW.

Doctor, are you a fucking "timboulder"?

by swaggistsociety October 26, 2022