TISO

abbr. (Tedious Intellectual Show-Off)

BRIT. informal derogatory
1. A person who demonstrates open-mindedness yet demonizes those they disagree with, often highlighting a high level of intolerance and lack of imagination themselves

2. Somebody whose outlook on life is easily influenced by the views held by celebrities of popular culture, of which the zeitgeist perceive as intellectually superior

3. A person with an over reliance on one source of media to base arguments against another source of media

1. "He thinks just because he reads The Guardian, he's so much more enlightened than those that don't. But reality, he has no idea of how the real world works - fucking TISO!"

by Orbiter Lover November 27, 2013

tico

Used informally. Of, relating to, or characteristic of Costa Rica and its people.

A mí me gustan las ticas.
I like costa rican women.

El queso tico es demasiado rico.
Costa rican cheese is too delicious.

by Dxniela July 22, 2007

trisco biscuit

slang for the drug ecstacy

you want some trisco biscuits?

by muthatruckin p i m p May 12, 2009

tescohead

sum1 who hangs outside tesco's with there 'homeboys n girls', wears trackkies hangs outside any tesco extra, tesco express, tesco metro, tesco petrol stations.

tara's a tescohead as she hangs outside tescos express with her 'crew'

by joey1989 October 3, 2006

Ticonderoga

A small town located in upstate New York somewhere in the balls of the Adirondak Mountains. Ticonderoga is basically the Bronx of small towns in upstate New York. Kids roam the dirty streets of downtown Ti with zero ambition. Everyone walks around like they are in fear of fellow pedestrians even though everyone knows everyone because no one ever leaves the town once you are in it. The amount of water that is consumed compared to the amount of alcohol in this town is approximately 2:1. The one possitive thing about it however is that every female displays whoreish behavior, so there is no shame after you just shagged one of Ti's finest because.. " Hey, they're all whores anyway so what did I actually do wrong. " The guys in this town however.. wait.. nevermind.. Oh yeah and there alot of drugs and underage partying that goes down. The local cops won't do shit because they are a joke but you might want good cardio when the state troopers roll up becuase those bastards are like sprinting deer and you are on a treadmill mother fucker.

Guy: Hi I'm from Ticonderoga, I like to drink alot and break shit

by Grenadez February 25, 2011

Tesco Value Lemmings

The Tesco Value Lemming is the natural evolution of the ordinary lemming, sped up by the effect of nuclear radiation from Tesco's main power source. The Tesco Value Lemming is blue and white, and leaps off doorsteps and low shelves.

Occasionally more daring ones can be bred which will jump off fences, windowsills or use tiny bikes to leap over pits of spikes or flames. They are generally taken as the alpha males of the group, or "shop floor", until the mis-judge a jump and plummet to their death in the frozen foods section.

"I was going to buy a hamster today, but I found two Tesco Value Lemmings for only 99p!"

by Dave Beaste April 26, 2006

Tescoism

Tescoism: With the collapse of orthadox religion, people now follow the mighty consumer diety of Tesco. It is the only thing of any importance in their, otherwise, miserable lives.

Dude, are you going to chapel?
Chapel is for fools! Salvation lies in Tescoism! Mass consumerism and true value for money and 3 for 2 offers will save us all: Allah Tesco, Allah Tesco!

by the dude, ma!!! November 27, 2012