While on an internet induced romantic interlude, it is standard practice to provide oral stimulation of the external anal sphincter. Often used as a greeting or to finalize an agreement.
Failure to provide or rejecting of said stimulation is considered rude or uncouth.
Origin: (Old English) It is believed that the oral stimulation of the anal sphincter was first done by warriors who greeted each other to show that they had no hidden weapons.
Failure to provide or rejecting of said stimulation is considered rude or uncouth.
Origin: (Old English) It is believed that the oral stimulation of the anal sphincter was first done by warriors who greeted each other to show that they had no hidden weapons.
Bro 1: Eww, She actually ate yo ass?
Bro 2: Yea man. That's just how people shake hands on tinder... That's why they call it a "tinder handshake".
Bro 2: Yea man. That's just how people shake hands on tinder... That's why they call it a "tinder handshake".
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I fucked the shit out of Kelly 2 days ago and she squirted in my right ear. Now it’s throbbing....fuck....I must have tinder ear
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If you're female and your Tinder profile features a picture, this is code for I am cat lady and I am looking for a ONS or anon sex
by Rtwshane February 21, 2018
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John, look at all the chicks sittin on the t-wall over there. Bet you can find half of them on T-Wall Tinder!
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by Joey Clause April 19, 2022
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Old lady: That baby is adorable!
Mother: Thanks! It's a Tinder Baby!
Old lady: Be gone, heathen!
Bro #1: Yo bro, you gonna swipe that babe to the left or the right?
Bro #2: I dunno bro, probably to the left. Can't have any Tinder Babies running around.
Mother: Thanks! It's a Tinder Baby!
Old lady: Be gone, heathen!
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Bro #2: I dunno bro, probably to the left. Can't have any Tinder Babies running around.
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Dude have u seen Richie ?
Nah bro hes been off line sine that one girl from Canberra gave him Tinder Aids
Nah bro hes been off line sine that one girl from Canberra gave him Tinder Aids
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