Timelined

Having your Facebook account converted over to the new and "improved" facebook timeline feature. This can be either be intentional by the user or a complete screw job from Facebook. This can have the unintended consequence of leaving you Feature Fucked by making pictures of you drunk in college readily accessible on your front page.

Wow, I just timelined myself and all my stuff is in one place! AWESOME!

I just logged into Facebook and they timelined me! NO!!!!!!!

I'd like to use that new social reader app but I don't want to get timelined. I like my old Facebook page.

by FreeColdBeer October 23, 2012

Timeying

The act of discussing music currently being listened to, usually metal, and reviving an inactive discord server

Named after Timey Marey

AJtheFaller: timeying here, listening to Screaming for Vengeance by Judas Priest

Several People are typing...

by AJFaller May 15, 2018

timeon

black guy that eats shit

solar is such a timeon

by takashi67 May 2, 2021

Timeline

If your seeing this, that means you’re in the right timeline.

I’m seeing this definition on UrbDic, im definitely in the right timeline then.

by disturb May 27, 2021

Timeliness

A. Having no beginning or end

B. Not affected by time

They have a feeling of timeliness and hopelessness.

by Vsford August 26, 2022

Timeoneamittamautmoriarinludodifficillimoadvincendumphobia

Fear of Scared of losing or dying in a very impossible game to beat.

No I'm going to lose im so scared I have Timeoneamittamautmoriarinludodifficillimoadvincendumphobia

by Dabiohazardurbandictionarist May 25, 2025

Timeionaire

A person who has an abundance of TIME & ENERGY, is in FULL control of their life, and has the RESOURCES to enjoy it all.

He used to work a 9–5 corporate job, but he was burnt out and unhappy, so he started his own business, set his own schedule, and began living like a true Timeionaire.

by Timeionaire June 12, 2025