n.
the best picture magazine in the world, published in
New York, featuring college age girls showing things that their fathers' haven't seen since they used to change their diapers (unless they are from West
Virginia).
adj.
1. the type of close fit you get when you are with a virgin
2. something (nearly) as
nice as getting it on with a young virgin
3. cheap
adv.
a close relationship such as between fathers and daughters from West Virginia
n.
As soon as I get a job, I'm getting a subscription to Tight so I
don't have to steal my brother's sticky copies.
adj.
1. These gloves are so tight, they are like
Jim's sister was before I got done with her.
2. That Lincoln is one tight ride.
3. Your mom is so tight she makes me buy the condoms.
adv.
Me and my cousin's
girlfriend are so tight, he'll probably start suspecting the kid is mine and not his.