taking a number 3

A causal way of explaining what you are were doing to your self after being caught masturbating.

Son you just walked in on your old man taking a number 3, it's perfectly natural.

by Razor_Beak November 6, 2019

Number 3

Going to the bathroom, and jerking off.

I’m gonna go to the bathroom and do a number 1...and a number 3

by Opiepost69 April 16, 2018

Number 3

noun - semen
verb - to ejaculate

Often used in the context that one would use the phrase "number 1" or "number 2" to describe bodily functions or fluids."

"Dude, I just took the biggest number 3 all over my ex-girlfriends bed."

by Fob Star November 3, 2009

going number 3

That time-of-the-month.

Hey Gary, wanna play poker tonight?
Ugh. I wish. My wife is going number 3.

Beth, do you have any tampons? I'm going number 3.

Why you got laser eyes baby? Are you going number 3?

by willbdefined4u August 31, 2010

Number 3

OK people so you guys are getting this number mixed up. its number 1= Urinate | number 2= shit| and the famous number 3 = Piss, Shit, Repeat

Rick: ayo dude imma go to the bathroom
Ashton: HEY HEY HEY what numba u doin?
Gustav: YEAH WHAT HE SAID
Rick: ok ok guys chill out im taking a number 3
Ashton: ah. the good ol' number 3. there are extra some extra toilet paper rolls in the closet.
Rick: Ight thanks

by TheMysteriousKnowItAll November 5, 2020

NUMBER 3

Taking a Pee is a number 1.
Taking a Dump is a number 2.
Doing both at the same time is a number 3.

Bob laughed so hard that he didn't just piss his pants, he did a number 3...pissed an shit himself at the same time!

by Hardtokill May 12, 2011

number 3 from the numberjacks

The hottest number from the numberjacks, the real legends even had the toy.

person a: do you like anyone
person b: nah, i've been simping over number 3 from the numberjacks

by Comander Erwin December 21, 2020