Beet Goggles

When you eat too many beets and your vision and judgement becomes impaired.

Oh my God, I ate too many beets and my beet goggles made me think that fugly guy is hella fine!

by Nasuss June 2, 2013

Ma Beets

A way of referring to the worst food in Minecraft (Beetroots)

"Wtf dude you just robbed ma beets"

by ironic mf November 7, 2019

Beet Off

To throw multiple beets at a house.

He just beet off my house!

by Cindy Chicken Nugget March 3, 2009

Beet Terrors

The brief moment of terror when you think you may be pooping blood, only to realize that the deep red turds are a result of the beets you had for dinner the night before.

F*ck dude....it took me a good ten seconds to figure out that I wasn't shitting blood. It was that damn beet salad I had for dinner last night. F*ckin' beet terrors.

by Srrrayze September 25, 2010

Ass Beeting

To physically insert a beet in to someone's rectum.

Hey, do you want me to give you an Ass Beeting? Sure, Beets already taste like shit anyway.

by MJR1Justin February 8, 2018

Beet Jobbins

Beet Jobbins is a measure of swag, with the highest level being pearl jobbins.

Dude, that pizzah is so beet jobbins. Like pearl jobbins.

by lord earl May 30, 2014

beet skeet

To be hella boring/lame/overdone

"Man, this party is beet skeet"

by fagx346456 September 2, 2006