AIDS

The reason why the the pool is closed.

Habbo fag: Dude let me through!
anon: Pool's closed due to AIDS!

by Kaido January 14, 2008

AIDS

/ādz/
noun
a disease in which there is a severe loss of the body's cellular immunity, greatly lowering the resistance to infection and malignancy.

Elizabeth "Toby" De Santiago The 3rd gives me hella AIDS fam.

by ShinobiMane March 23, 2017

Aids

Gossip that makes you immensely cringe. (Gives you aids)

Bro someone told me that Emily likes James, that gave me the biggest Aids.

by Ka chow 5569 August 5, 2019

AIDS

A disease, not a mental health problem, OK people?

That man does not have AIDS?

by Golferbc September 24, 2019

Aids

Alcohol induced drippy shits the shits you get the next day after drinking to much

i'm definitely getting aids if i drink jack tonight

by square one December 24, 2010

AIDS

After Intense Drinking Shits

Just had AIDS, last night was crazy.

by schroedz April 29, 2010

AIDS

AIDS = Acquired Internet Deficiency Syndrome

-noun
a disease of the internet characterized by increased susceptibility to opportunistic infections due to faulty anti-spyware and virus programs, resulting in an excruciatingly slow internet connection.

Bob: "Dude, wanna go play Kuma War?"

Chuck: "Ah, dude, I wish I could, but my computer got AIDS yesterday when McAfee went kaput."

by mariahneu April 20, 2009