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The Typewriter

When your partners member has too much length / girth to be taken in orally by the usual methods. The typewriter is the alternative approach of approaching the schlong from the side and going to towncorn on the cob style”
Oh Susan…it was just so big I had no choice but to pull out the typewriter
by Maybe on Wednesday February 21, 2025
mugGet the The Typewritermug.

The Italian Typewriter

The act of furiously poking a woman’s breasts, preferably large and on the nipples, then slapping them to the right, like you would a typewriter.
Bro I did the Italian Typewriter to Stacy last night, and then she came like Niagara Falls.
by EBT03 May 4, 2019
mugGet the The Italian Typewritermug.

asian typewriter

Someone who uses the phrases "Ya" or "Def" in short of "Definitely". These people usually talk like they just swallowed a load of cum, and are on a sugar high from 4 nights ago.
Damn that sex was good last night.
Ya
You're such a fucking asian typewriter
by wapgiokjtmahouwhna December 20, 2017
mugGet the asian typewritermug.

Typewriter

The longest word you can type with one line of your keyboard.
Typewriter
by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 26, 2023
mugGet the Typewritermug.

monkeys and typewriters

No fucking chance, man. Even with infinite chances, time, and probability, it ain't happening.
"Did your team survive?"
"They were too inexperienced. You know, monkeys and typewriters."
by onebakedsnake October 5, 2021
mugGet the monkeys and typewritersmug.

typewriter

imagine being a typewriter
by anon103739 December 1, 2020
mugGet the typewritermug.

typewriter

Spamming the top row and coming out with the longest word made with qwertyuiop (the top row of the keyboard).
Person 1: is that a typewriter?
Person 2: yep, look at this: *spams top row*
Person 1: wow, is that it's name?
Person 2: wait what
by i am child May 12, 2022
mugGet the typewritermug.

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