When your partners member has too much length / girth to be taken in orally by the usual methods. The typewriter is the alternative approach of approaching the schlong from the side and going to town “corn on the cob style”
by Maybe on Wednesday February 21, 2025

The act of furiously poking a woman’s breasts, preferably large and on the nipples, then slapping them to the right, like you would a typewriter.
by EBT03 May 4, 2019

Someone who uses the phrases "Ya" or "Def" in short of "Definitely". These people usually talk like they just swallowed a load of cum, and are on a sugar high from 4 nights ago.
by wapgiokjtmahouwhna December 20, 2017

Typewriter
by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 26, 2023

by onebakedsnake October 5, 2021

Spamming the top row and coming out with the longest word made with qwertyuiop (the top row of the keyboard).
Person 1: is that a typewriter?
Person 2: yep, look at this: *spams top row*
Person 1: wow, is that it's name?
Person 2: wait what
Person 2: yep, look at this: *spams top row*
Person 1: wow, is that it's name?
Person 2: wait what
by i am child May 12, 2022
