Roll the seaweed

A phrase used by ghetto junkies usually when they need a break to consume some cocaine by rolling a paper and snorting it.

Gareth: Ayo bruv das some lit ass shit you sayin.
Nick: Ye ye das some good stuff I know holmes. Ayo listen Imma go and roll the seaweed you dig?
Gareth: Gotchu lil bro, go pleasure your self

by deathcop4000 June 13, 2018

Seaweed

Slang for someone who is annoying, bothersome, or gets in the way of something, like seaweed floating around in the ocean.

"Get your seaweed out of my way please!" "This job is the most seaweed part of my year."

by A.Fischer1825 June 18, 2025

seaweed legs

Meaning 1: When you laugh to much your legs start to wobble and you can’t stand up straight

Meaning 2: You just wobble because you have weak/numb legs

“Your ganna get seaweed legs if you laugh too much”

OR

“Why do you wobble when you laugh?”
“Cause I got seaweed legs”

by anonymous December 2, 2020

Seaweed Brain

One of the members of the r/camp half blood Discord Server and my amazing friend and boyfriend. We love you so much.

Jules: Hey Seaweed Brain.
Seaweed Brain: Wassup.

by aideusv March 4, 2024

Ethanol Seaweed

Oh look. Is it a ethanol? Or is it a seaweed?

Nah, it is both.

Mix some Ethanol with Seaweed and chant lizard come to me and you will summon the smartest creature on earth.

Boy 1: I am gonna drink do the Ethanol Seaweed.

Boy 2: Go choke on a dick.

by Lizard 🦎 November 14, 2020

seaweed(s)

a person, or group of people, that doesn't do anything, they just stand and stare/judge at people, normally have a small attention span and low IQ, their body language resembles seaweed, swaying and not doing anything

Person 1: "Ugh, do you see all those people staring at us? It makes me so uncomfortable, all they do is judge"

Person 2: "Just ignore them, they are a bunch of seaweed(s) that won't go anywhere in life."

by thebrunette December 5, 2015

seaweed chomper

a weird person who literally chomps on seaweed with his gigantic teeth

“fob”

“shut up seaweed chomper”

by urdadsfavoritebrunette. May 11, 2022