Nobody Cares

A phrase one uses when people keep putting urban dictionary definitions of their own name on their snapchat story.

Brock *opens up snapchat
Brock "Oh my God nobody cares!"

by Senior Papi john March 15, 2017

Nobody's that gay

When a gay guy wants to fuck an extremely hot woman, he says this to justify himself

Ray: "...just aching to pounce on the supple brown flesh of your woman."
Cyril: "Shut up!"
Ray: "They are going to mess her up."
Cyril: "Why are you even here?!"
Ray: "Hello? (holds up ticket granting him "access" to Lana)"
Cyril: "But you're gay!"
Ray: "Girl, please. Nobody's that gay"

by Red Wins fan June 27, 2013

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Nobody's Perfect

1. What to say when you'll accept anyone, regardless of any strange secrets they may have.

2. The best closing line ever said. It actually WAS perfect.

"You don't understand... I'm a man!"

"Well, nobody's perfect."

by Nobodyinparticular May 20, 2007

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Mister Nobody

Always manages to do things that make your life harder. Works with Someone Else, but parents refer to Mister Nobody more often.

"Oh, so I suppose Mister Nobody ate the last cookie!"

by Gary April 24, 2005

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Nobody's Property

(1) The title of a song from a 1978 Lassie movie that bombed in the box office
(2) A 2016 novel about a singer who uses medical marijuana for her PTSD that is, I shit you not, 420 pages.

Girl 1: I love the '70s so much I'm listening to Nobody's Property!
Girl 2: The fictional band from the book?
Girl 1: No, a song from the soundtrack of The Magic of Lassie
Girl 2: Didn't that bomb in the box office?
Girl 1: How would I know? I wasn't born until 1995.
Girl 2: I just finished reading the book. It's about some singer with PTSD who vapes pot, and no shit, it's 420 pages. The guy who wrote it claims that wasn't intentional...
Girl 1: He sounds like he's full of shit.

by DaisukeDoki October 14, 2017

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