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fly the cloth

To raise a spinnaker in an uproariously funny way.
"fly the cloth! fly the cloth!"
by The Tactician November 8, 2007
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fly the kite

To leave a secret message where only your intended recipient should be able to find it.
In Gang Related, Ryan told Daniel to "fly the kite." Later, Ryan fished a note out of the toilet tank of some cheap Mexican restaurant after ordering 2 tacos.
by 3H3 August 2, 2014
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The Penis Fly Trap

A nearly impossible sexual act, requires extreme control over prostate muscles and or involves the next stage in human evolution, when a girl is preforming oral sex on a man, the man has the tip of his penis open up like the claws on Dr. Octopus's arms, and clasp her head inside
If a girl sucks you off the wrong way, Penis Fly Trap her head to teach her a lesson
by The Bees February 18, 2005
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Fly the Tank

Recognizing an imminent crash and engaging absurd efforts to choose the nature of the impact.
Hannibal directed Faceman to fire a falling tank's primary armament parallel to the ground to "fly the tank" one half of a mile so that The A-Team landed in a lake.
by blogswarm June 20, 2010
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on the hot fly

We need this text written on the hot fly.
by phrasemaker April 23, 2011
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Hey baby, you ready for me to Fly the Dick Shuttle to Uranus?
by lawlpenis April 2, 2009
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The Venus Fly Trap

A sexual experience that will rock your socks
This is the procedure on how to correctly achieve the venus fly trap.
(1.) Male lies on his back.
(2.)Male spreads his legs open like a V shape outward into the air.
(3.) The female commences to stroke the asshole of the male with her tongue.
(4.) When the male alludes the females tongue firmly caressing his ass hairs, the male must abruptly clasp his butt cheeks together, thus clamping the females tongue within his hairy derriere.

It is suggested to be naked or in asscheekless chops to pull this off as easily and comfortably as possible.
Last night Justin went out in his butt cheekless chops and picked up a few harlets. Let's just say a few tongues got trapped in his hairy asshole, because he perfected "the venus fly trap".
by Joshua Phillip November 5, 2006
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