Having rapid anal sex whilst vigorously fisting the pussy all whilst the partner smothers the ‘Filthy Kemp’ in peanut butter and flicks his nipples. All whilst an audience of elderly women watch.
by THE LATINA January 25, 2023
Get the The Filthy Kemp mug.The filthy Colm is the act of fucking a girl so hard, because you feel that your penis lacks the size to please her with mass alone, that she ends up getting scoliosis.
My girlfriend said that her exs all had really big dicks, I’ll have to try and give her the filthy Colm.
by Photonatron November 18, 2022
Get the the filthy Colm mug.An event that occurs late at night when nobody is around in halls of residence, in which the perpetrator filtches or steals their flatmate's scran and makes no attempt to hide the evidence. Clues may be left during a filtchening which lead back to the felon, usually to no avail due to complete and utter denial.
by JDMD_98 October 5, 2017
Get the The Filtchening mug.noun, adj: the name of a creepy looking candy bar from Mexico, what you call someone that does something in a stupid or a homosexual manner.
Peter: Hey guys, let's go watch My Little Pony.
John: My Little Pony??! Oh god you are such a Carlos The Fifth.
John: My Little Pony??! Oh god you are such a Carlos The Fifth.
by Stiffy Fedora November 12, 2012
Get the Carlos The Fifth mug.It's when you're laying hose in the starfish of a virgin and right before you about to nut she spins around and takes your shitty load in her mouth. Better if a friend is in the room pretending to sleep and yells THATS A HOT CARL BIATCH. To which you later correct him, No that's The Filthy FIreman!
Mary had a funny taste in her mouth and walked funny all Saturday after The Filthy Fireman Chris gave her! The night before, Mary asked Chris to put it in her starfish after a night of drinking because she was a virgin. Chris did as told. Upon Chris about to cum Mary flipped around and took the load down. Chris's friend quickly jumped off the floor and called it the wrong name. Chris corrected him running out of the house.
by Dirty Fireman March 4, 2008
Get the The Filthy Fireman mug.by OSUpickles December 30, 2010
Get the The Fifth Element mug.To withhold all information concerning one's actions while in a state of complete intoxication (similar to that which one would be in after consuming a fifth of liquor). Such withholding is an effort to protect one's reputation, but also could be due to the fact that the individual simply drank too much to remember what happened during the time in question.
Dan: "Dude, did you *seriously* hook up with Sandra last night? I thought you hated that bitch."
Steve: "I can't even remember what happened after we left the bar. I'm gonna have to plead the fifth on that one."
Steve: "I can't even remember what happened after we left the bar. I'm gonna have to plead the fifth on that one."
by Ti-na-na-na September 11, 2007
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