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Float the Fat Chick

When one friend goes above and beyond the call of duty to ensure a successful night for the other.
-Mate this sheila's foxy, I want to get with her tonight. She has a friend.
-But her friend is a fugly, azz whore.
-Please man! I will repay you, just 'Float the Fat Chick' for me tonight.
by Fargus2345 February 18, 2011
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nick the web chick

the annoying ass internet girl on q102 who just sits there and spreads lies around the radio. she also has a tendency to overuse vowel sounds
heeeeeeeeeeeey guuuuys iiits nick the web chick aaandd you gottaaaaaa check ouut q102 dot com forr picss of JUUUUSTIN BIIEBBBERRR getting a tatttoooooo! youuu won't believveee where he got it!

all people listening to the radio immediately roll their eyes and switch to 96.5
by laceyyy August 3, 2010
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The Fat Chick

A masturbatory move, much like The Stranger, which makes the best of a bad situation. One must first injure their hand in such a way that it swells significantly. The added mass of the palm then gives the feeling of a porcine woman's hand when the act is committed.
Kevin punched a brick wall and broke his hand, now it's the size of a softball. At least now he can give himself The Fat Chick.
by KevvyKakes November 4, 2010
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Clicking the mouse

Repetitive mundane action with no seemingly worthwhile end result or a job that is lowly, boring, thankless or done on autopilot with one's eyes closed figuratively.
Rather than respected or appreciated for their knowledge, David and Hugo were relegated to the night shift clicking the mouse for 12 hours.
by Milsekr March 28, 2022
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The Dixie Chick effect

An effect experienced by American businesses when they show support for a hot-button political issue or party, and then experience a 50% drop in business. It does not matter what the topic is or which party the business supports. Because the population of the United States is very close to being 50% liberal/50% conservative, a business that shows support one way or the other can expect to lose 50% of it's business.

The term is derived from 1990's country music band, The Dixie Chicks. Though country music tends to favor conservatives, the band members are very much liberal. In 2003, lead singer Natalie Maines voiced displeasure with the United States involvement in Iraq. Standing up for her cause was a noble thing for Maines to do, and 50% of her fans adored her even more for it. The problem is that the other 50% ditched the band for good. And even though 50% of the fans supported the crap out of her, they really weren't expected to buy their future albums TWICE or buy TWO concert tickets for one person to make up for the 50% of the fans that had left. And so it was no surprise that the band would later break up "in order to pursue other projects". And from this, businesses from large to small should learn to never take a political side if they want to keep their customers.
Me: "Hot dog! A new donut shop opened up 5 miles from us, babe!"
Wife: "They have a Trump banner in their window, we're not going."
Me: "Crap, the Dixie Chick effect."
Wife: "Don't be talking bad about my Dixie Chicks."
Me: "I'm going to go get me some donuts."
by survivalofthefittest78 May 29, 2018
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The Box Chick

The Box Chick is a term I came up with to decribe a certain type of woman that you would not normally exclusively date. There is something you like about this person, but your ashamed you like her in a sexual/romantic way. She will always be there for you when you need her to be. But you don't let anyone know your involved with this person. You take her out of the Toy Box when ever you want to play with her..Hence...The Box Chick !
"Hey..where is Greg ?"- " "He may be playing around with The Box Chick"
by GOODTIMEOTNER207 January 15, 2009
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Clicking the Mouse

When a boy uses his finger in a fast clicking motion stimulating the clit, causing the women to experience great heat to the body which results in an increase in the a wet vaginal area.
Adam started clicking the mouse on Kayla.

When Adam came over, Kayla wanted him to click the mouse.

During the night Adam, clicked the mouse, with Kayla causing her to scream and moan in extacy.

Adam was clicking the mouse so quickly, that Kayla's breast nipples started to protrude and she became very wet.
by A super concerned friend March 25, 2010
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