Balkans

The shithole of the earth located in the balkan peninsula in south eastern Europe

you're going to the balkans

NooNOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by athinistan July 6, 2021

Balkan Breakfast

When those TikTok assholes thinks they're doing it right

Asshole 1 : Look guys! I'm eating Balkan Breakfast!
Some random dude in the comments : stfu that ain't the Balkan Breakfast you absolute foolish nigga

by shiiishkebab December 8, 2024

Balkan Ballslam

The art of sitting down so fast that your balls clap so loud they reverberate and shake the room.

Ex: "dude I sat down so fast yesterday my balls shook the room it was like a Balkan Ballslam".

by JD_1039 February 21, 2025

Balkan Rage

The most extreme type of rage possible. Activating Balkan rage first requires either Being a Person of Balkan origin or having an unfortunate event relating to the Balkans occur to you, You then must channel the Balkan energy flowing through your body into your brain by using frequency bending, where the Balkan energy goes through a process causing it to become highly radioactive, which will then cause a nuclear reaction to occur in your head which you then must force out of you using frequency bending powers. Depending on the amount of Balkan rage one experiences, the devastating blast from it can be large enough to destroy entire universes in a single blow. However if a person experiences enough Balkan rage at once they will instantly die making it an extremely dangerous thing to perform

"I'm so mad i'm activating Balkan rage"
"bro that's gonna kill us all"

by Still water drinker December 12, 2024

The most western Balkan

The most western Balkan is a derogatory term that describes Portugal because Portugal has the same values on charts as the Balkan nations.

Look Portugal is clearly just the most western Balkan. Why else would they have the same amount of child mortality!

by Masi-Pallo October 6, 2023

Balkans

Southeast european territory where everyone hates eachother and together they hate turks.

"That dude's crazy-"
"Don't worry, he's probably from the Balkans."

by k0tinka February 28, 2022

Balkan Goodbye

When your Balkan partner says goodbye to the host/hostess of the party and a new set off conversations begin as if they haven't seen each other in years.

1st phase: Sitting down, Balkan person says goodbye to Balkan host and a new conversational topic arises 10 min.

2nd phase: You stand up, says goodbye then start talking about something else 15 min
3rd phase: You walk to the door, says goodbye, then new topic 15 min.
4th phase: You make it outside but still by the door 15 more min.
5th phase: 10 more minutes talking outside of your car (without getting in)
6th phase: You make it in the car but you pull down your window for something she forgot to say, 5 min.

You drive off.

"Thank you so much for having us. I really liked your Mititei (Romanian Meatballs) Let me tell you about the Balkan store I go to." The trigger of the Balkan Goodbye

by Jean_Cocteau July 19, 2023