A hormone found in varying levels in both genders of the human species. Typically, in men, it causes them to send aggressive and or ballsy text messages in an attempt to get a girl to date them. In women, it results in massive text-messaging, and, in rare cases, a textosterone storm, where they send text messages faster than you can read them, much less reply.
Girl #1: Omigod, so, yesterday, I put my phone down on the counter, and when I got back like five seconds later, I had 23 text messages from Jane
Girl #2: Yeah, I know, that girl has way too much textosterone.
Girl #2: Yeah, I know, that girl has way too much textosterone.
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The act of sounding like a brainless jock while texting; a guy that has more testosterone than brain cells and shows that in texts.
by Beckahness December 10, 2007
Get the Textosterone mug.A common sickness in which the sufferer will absolutely not text someone no matter how much they want to. It is usually caused by this person being afraid of what the response will be (usually from someone of the opposite sex).
Common excuses of the sufferer include but are not limited to: 'she is probably asleep', 'i'll text her later', 'i don't want to seem desperate', etc...
The most effective remedy for Textitis is to simply 'grow a pair'.
The most common effect of Textitis is extreme regret, low self-esteem, loneliness, and self-hatred.
Common excuses of the sufferer include but are not limited to: 'she is probably asleep', 'i'll text her later', 'i don't want to seem desperate', etc...
The most effective remedy for Textitis is to simply 'grow a pair'.
The most common effect of Textitis is extreme regret, low self-esteem, loneliness, and self-hatred.
"Dude, are you going to text her back or not?"
"No, I dont want to wake her up."
"Man, I think you have textitis."
"You're probably right. I dont know how to get rid of it though."
"The most effective treatment is to grow a pair. Or you can even purchase an artificial pair. I know a guy."
"No, I dont want to wake her up."
"Man, I think you have textitis."
"You're probably right. I dont know how to get rid of it though."
"The most effective treatment is to grow a pair. Or you can even purchase an artificial pair. I know a guy."
by freddy8289 March 2, 2010
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by jesus4truth September 29, 2010
Get the Texist mug.A texitstrategy I used was to have a friend send me a text saying that his car is broken down as excuse to end conversation
by stupidisforever August 7, 2009
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Mike: Hey Joe, did you make all your holiday phone calls?
Joe: Yes, I called a bunch of people
Mike: Did you call your uncle Junior?
Joe: No, he's been Textlisted. I sent him and a bunch of others a group message.
Mike: Yeah, don't waste your time.
Joe: Yes, I called a bunch of people
Mike: Did you call your uncle Junior?
Joe: No, he's been Textlisted. I sent him and a bunch of others a group message.
Mike: Yeah, don't waste your time.
by ynbk November 25, 2009
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