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Textident

An incident or accident when you collide with someone on the street who is too busy texting to look where they are going.
In the street when you are caught in the path of an oncoming Text Messager, you narrowly escape a Textident by jumping out of the way. Also screaming "Textident!" in their face at the last moment may save you, but 2 out of 3 texters are also wearing headphones and you will probably get mowed down anyway.
by Anney Fresh May 7, 2008
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Textlexic

When someone is texting on there cell phone and puts in the wrong letters in the wrong spots and or can not find a letter at all.
So i sent her( i think your a hot girl)
and i ended up sending her (i think your a ho girl), damn im textlexic.
by Mike Etnies Wolfe February 9, 2009
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Textlexia

A person who has severe trouble remembering other people's names and is a terrible speller when texting. Similar to Dyslexia.
John:(texting) "hey whats up?"
Larry:(also texting) "nb Mike. hgt?
John: "you must have textlexia."
by laxislife19 April 16, 2009
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textiety

what a person gets before an intense conversation with a boyfriend/girlfriend/best friend in which they are fighting with. they are all anxious for the answer back to their text.
dang looks like samantha is having some textiety with her boyfriend, they got in a huge fight last night.
by bridgettcupcake May 25, 2009
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texticles

Lacking the balls to talk to someone face to face, only showing bravery via text messages
"Did you hear Joe dumped his woman by text the other day?"

"Yea, he has a huge set of texticles"
by Fonda Peters November 19, 2007
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Texticle Message

When you (a dude) forget and leave your phone on vibrate and your phone is in your pocket a little to close to the frank and beans. Your phone goes off and you get a "texticle".
"Euhh la la, that must be my wife trying to contact me. I am getting a texticle message."
by crazy88888888 December 2, 2009
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textiversary

The yearly celebration or commemoration of the first exchange of texts between two people.
Lisa: you know our textiversary is coming up, right??
Missy: Ooo of course! Last Halloween was when you became my text ho!! How could I forget?!
by BigMissy September 9, 2010
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