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Texticles

People who only get the "balls" to say something over text messaging.
Look at the set of texticles on this guy!.. Bet he wouldn't that to my face.
by bad_grammir March 2, 2011
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Texticles

The metaphorical "Balls" a person needs to send the initial text to another person they have interest in. This is a slang term, usually oriented around the lack of fortitude they have to attempt this. Usually, it will be try to be exempted by excuses like, "They are busy, they don't have time to text me back." or, " I'm not sure if I should, I mean, what if they're seeing someone else?" but CAN be over came will encouragement from peers.
Person 1: "I really want to text Caitlin... but I don't even really know her..."
Person 2: "And you never will if you don't try. Grow some texticles, and send her a message."
Person 1: "Well, I guess I should just send her a quick note."
by TheIckyStickie December 31, 2012
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The name given to the guys sitting either side of you in the pub texting away on their mobile phones, making you feel like a right old dick in the middle.
I got stuck between a couple of texticles the other night, i felt like a right old dick!
by CraigM999 May 6, 2010
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Textickle

When your phone is in your pocket and on vibrate and you get a call or text...and it tickles.
Josh- AHH! holy crap!

Bryn- What was that?

Josh- Oh, just a textickle. Wanna go get some lunch?
by Supersexyawesomeman March 14, 2010
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Texticles

Text messages sent inadvertently by ones testicles when the phone is, for example in ones pocket, while walking.
Oh great, more texticles from John. He needs to have himself neutered.
by Dan Linnaeus November 27, 2012
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Texticle

A form of texting similar to sexting. The text message usually contains a graphic image of ones pubic area. The message is usually sent because the sender wants a similar message back from the person that they sent it to. The sender is usually of male gender being that males have testicles.
"If I texticle you will you sext me back?"
by big children August 12, 2009
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Textidence

When you leave evidence via text message. anything that can get you in trouble or be used against you.
man, my girlfriend would have never caught me had i erased my textidence.

im gonna show the judge this textidence about you trying to murder me. =0>
by katmowlonie March 30, 2011
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