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testical

(slang) Quizzes are quizzical, so tests are testical.
Please note that testical and testicle/s is/are not the same thing
Quizzes are quizzical, so tests are testical.
by HammyShoe July 6, 2024
mugGet the testicalmug.

knowledgeable testical

use in the same vain as Clever Dick, or Smart Arse, to be used after a person has made a statment, or knows everything, Generally used by posh people who are trying to be "hip" and on the "download" with the "kids"
by the next name maker February 5, 2010
mugGet the knowledgeable testicalmug.

Ego-testical

A person who believes they have really big testicles but they don't
Hey man I've got some huuuuge balls
LET ME SEE!! Hey no you don't you're so ego-testical
by AngusJ6 November 21, 2016
mugGet the Ego-testicalmug.

Testicitis

The fracturing of ur testicular membrane when a person kicks u in the balls with the pain equivalent to getting circumscised
I think I have testicitis
by Kanye west stole my balls July 18, 2018
mugGet the Testicitismug.
I would be a great title maker.
Hym "You want to see what title I would use for you? 'Uni-testicaled retard isn't humble or accomplished... But demands it from others!?' And I would do 🫨 one of these in the thumbnail. Like 🫨 God knows that he's half a man so he took matters into his own hands! Ha!"
by Hym Iam January 23, 2025
mugGet the Uni-testicaled retard isn't humble or accomplished... But demands it from others!?mug.

ego-testical

your ego is so high that the people around you feel that you are trying to pull a Bannon - I E suck your own cock if possible while at the same time of boasting of your own accomplishment..."that person is so ego-testical"
This guy at the Office he keeps being ego-testical by trying to tell us of how he is the best at everything. If possible he would pull a bannon every second of every day and whip it out in front of everyoe to see. What a shameless bastard.
by shim1 September 26, 2017
mugGet the ego-testicalmug.

Testic

Adj
When spoken/written word is wrong, dishonest, or generally disagreeable.
Derrived from testicles, in the same vein as "Bollocks".
Guy One: "This happened to my buddy Eric."
Guy Two: "That's testic as fuck bro."
by Jockstrap C0wboy December 17, 2021
mugGet the Testicmug.

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