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Get the Teasel mug.A funny pun used to desribe russel crowe the fag that appears on the advanced hair studio ads and is commonly known to have absolutely no balls at all.
by LolXcore February 27, 2007
Get the tussel crowe mug.n: a lie, fib,
v: to not tell the truth present tense: tressel, tressels, tresseling; past tense: tresseled, had tresseled, Future Tense: will tressel
v: to not tell the truth present tense: tressel, tressels, tresseling; past tense: tresseled, had tresseled, Future Tense: will tressel
If I had tresseled, I wouldn't be stuck here doing garbage duty for the week.
Maury: We asked if you have had intimate relations with another woman while at work. You said no, and the detector determined that was a Tressel
If you wanted to protect your players, tell compliance to keep it on the down low and not blow it out of proportion. That way, you wouldn't have had to Tressel about it.
Maury: We asked if you have had intimate relations with another woman while at work. You said no, and the detector determined that was a Tressel
If you wanted to protect your players, tell compliance to keep it on the down low and not blow it out of proportion. That way, you wouldn't have had to Tressel about it.
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Get the tossel mug.When you've been fucking for several hours, and a large quantity of sweat and grime has built up in your grundel region, this substance is called the essence of the Taint, or Tessence. It can be squeegeed off and used in a variety of ways, including personal lubricant, industrial strength solvent, pesticide, smelling salt, and others.
Scientists are considering the adoption of Tessence as an alternative for Fossil Fuels by the year 2069.
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