Tinley Park Handshake

When a south-side broad you were in a relationship with, is freeloading at your place after you've already called it quits, throws a left hook and lands it below your eye.

Brad was just trying to get his stuff from his own place, when Julie gave him a Tinley Park Handshake.

by tinleyparkguy December 1, 2021

Tennleyism

(Noun) /tenliIzm/

Tennley just being Tennley, but others find phases said by Tennley to be remarkable, weird, or just down right hilarious. These Tennleyisms commonly occur between the ages of 5-10 years old. After surpassing that age group, Tennleyisms become socially unacceptable and the reciting of Tennleyisms cease to exist. Thankfully, the mother of Tennley, Samantha, documented these Tennleyisms so those phrases will still make others smile for years to come.

Tennleyisms:

Dad - "We are going to Mexican for dinner"
Tennley - "We are going to Outback?"

by Tennley0625 March 17, 2023

Colton Tenney

A sexy gay beast in denial ready to have sex with everyone he looks at and wants to wether it's a man or a woman.

Colton Tenney is that gay guy.

by Gay bastard fart June 26, 2016

Telley

Tv a shortcut of Television too

I've seen it on the telley.

Yes, I know. It's was in the news, right ?

by Sarah21 October 19, 2008

tetley

An annoying turd that won't go away but hangs aroung forever.

Oh some one fetch me the bog brush i've just done a floater,a bit of tetley,I will have to break it up with a stick.

by wilkins19 January 15, 2010

tetley

A moist flavorsome fart.

That fart was a right Tetley. "let the flavor flood out"

by Flibblesan February 25, 2008

tenleyCAMPus

a sleep away camp, disguised as a university

tenley camp goer: i have 2 professors and i intern! i'm in college! yay!

by Anonymous November 6, 2003