Tenafly, NJ.

Tenafly is a wealthy town in Bergen County that's just west of New York City. Depending on the money in your parents' bank account, Tenafly is different. If you're hella rich with a $2 mil mansion on the East Hill, life will be a breeze; your only problems will be picking which parties you'll be going to every Friday/Saturday night and which friends are only with you for Juul pods or your parents' hard-earned money. If you're middle class, then life is a bit more complicated, since you probably have real problems and brain that lets you see the issues in this town. If you're poor, well, welcome to the precursor to the mistakes you'll make that will eventually put you in jail.

Every year, there's the Senior-run scams of the Halloween Party and the St. Patty's Day Party at Club 201 in Englewood. Everyone that goes is either drunk, high, or cross-faded from pre-gaming and doe-eyed freshmen girls (who pay upwards of $60 to get into the parties) end up drunkenly making out with nasty senior losers or the predators that are the "Popular Guys". They might be hot and rich but just don't. Besides drugs and the SATs, there's not much to do in Tenafly, which is exactly why people hate it here. The school system puts kids in the hospital from exhaustion or slitting their wrists and the football team sucks.

POPULATION: 14,788
POVERTY RATE: 6.15%
MEDIAN HOUSEHOLD INCOME: $147196
MEDIAN PROPERTY VALUE: $743400
MOST COMMON ORIGINS: Korea, India, & Israel

Welcome to Tenafly, NJ., where the rich kids are drunk idiots who get into Ivy Leagues, the middle-class kids work hard and end up ok or stay in the town until their kids live here, too, and the poor kids switch schools or go to jail.

by 2school4kool December 3, 2017

Tenaiyah

A girl who is excellent, who can take yo nigga, And can beat a bitch ass on site!

Look at Tenaiyah , she doing good in school with her grades. But, she getting in trouble because she always beating them bitches up!

by Ttwitdajuice July 10, 2019

Tenaire

Someone with a network of ten.

My little brother thinks hes so rich but he is just a tenaire

by Ihateurbandictionairy January 31, 2020

Tenasha

A girl who loves to help people and seems to be a normal person outside, but a kind-hearted person inside. Many called her friendly and funny. She will appear quiet if you are a stranger to her, but if you move along with her more, she will seem talkative.

The word that is most like the name "Tenasha" is "Tenacious"

by Amelia Clarke February 16, 2023

Digital Teabag

When you get ahold of someone's cell phone, take a picture of your nutz and set it as their wallpaper. Everytime they get a call your junk is rubbing against their cheek.

Sally left her phone out at the party, I digital teabagged her, now I call her randomly, she still has no idea.

by Alpaca-shearer August 26, 2013

Greasy teabag

1.(n)An improvised weapon that consists of a number of lug nuts placed in a sock and used to beat someone with.

a slock type of weapon but instead of a lock lug nuts are used.

You know George, the fat kid he picked his face so bad it looks like he was eating greasy teabags.

by DEADMEAT November 3, 2018

Augmented Tenancy

A real estate leasing technique whereby the landlord and tenant cooperate to sublet a portion of the property or unit, and split the rent revenue (and responsibilities) of the sublease. Unlike traditional subletting, the tenant remains in the unit/property along with the subtenant. Unlike just getting a roommate, there is a hierarchy between the tenant and subtenant. The tenant assumes some (but not all) of the landlord's responsibilities, effectively becoming more than just a tenant. He is an Augmented Tenant. Hence the term Augmented Tenancy.

How could a Stacey, a single mom with three kids, afford to rent such a large house? She signed an Augmented Tenancy lease with her landlord, which basically reduced her rent in half. Now THAT's real affordable housing!

by The Realtor Guy December 17, 2018