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Office temperature gauge

How do you know if the office AC is set too low? Look across at your female coworker in the thin top with no bra
I knew that fuckin’ AC had been set too low by the IT contractor basement dwelling cockwomble sat by the photocopier. The Office temperature gauge was showing somewhere between chapel hat pegs and Monkey’s thumbs!
by Dogburster Big Bolox June 2, 2021
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check my temperature

To see what kind of mood a person is in
girl: my boyfriend stayed out all night now he is blowin' my phone up. I'm too pissed to talk!! He's just trying to check my temperature, he knows I'm mad!!
by ngorman April 3, 2009
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temperature

A plan .
What’s the temperature for tonight ?
Not sure yet might be fucking this one girl , you ?”
by AudemarOmnitrix August 10, 2019
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Meat Temperature

Described as the Heat coming from a man's genitalia. Especially during a hot day. Describing the Farenheit or Celsius degree of heat can really explain the degree of heat during a given day
"Man, that warehouse was hot today. My meat temperature was like 110 degrees"
by Robitaille February 6, 2012
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Temperature

When something is really really good!
Refering to something being hot!
WARNING!
Only to be used to describe the VERY best i.e. something that cannot be topped by anything else.
"That girls bootie got temperature"
"I went to a club last nite and the trax the DJ was playing had temperature"
by SuperThought October 1, 2003
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Temperature Gauge

A word used synonymously with the word thermometer. Usually a substitute for when you cannot think of the word thermometer.
Dillon was ridiculed when using the word temperature gauge, although the joke is on Garrett, Sean, and Charley because it is the proper usage of the word.
by Dr. Saw June 22, 2006
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air temperature shock syndrome

a very rare disease that happens when traveling downstairs and the air temperature is different from the temperature upstairs. it causes the victim to pass out on the spot. normally starts in the early teen years.
Kassie walked downstairs and passed out due to air temperature shock syndrome.
by whatdoyouwantmetoputhere! July 29, 2011
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