teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted

Is a phrase that has become popular after somebody posted on MLIA (mylifeisaverage.com) about translating the phrase "Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!" to French and back again, and coming up with "Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted"

Billy: Today I rode a Unicorn
Some Other Guy: Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted

by Somebody_Else October 26, 2009

telenudist

Someone who likes to be naked while on the phone

I rang my friend and said 'What are you wearing?'. 'A smile' she said. She's such a telenudist!

by mobri April 1, 2009

telenovela banished

Where all ties are dramatically, definitively and even threateningly cut, leaving the receiving party not only with no hope of reversal or reconciliation, but causing them to question their most basic beliefs about the closeness of the former relationship and their own sense of reality within it.

Often neatly reconciled by audacious deus ex machina.

M: "Hey, is it cool if we talk when you get back from Mexico?"
L: "I guess so...after all, I haven’t telenovela banished you yet"

by channel_panel November 27, 2019

Tallen

The bestest person on the face of the planet we call Earth. He is very tall and has perfect smile. He is an intellect with a massive brain. An overall Chad.

Wow, he's super cool, must be a Tallen.

by 33nos69 June 13, 2022

iTune telling

When you can't make up your mind about something. Use your iTune's shuffle and take the meaning of the next random song to help you decide.

"Dude I don't know what to do. When shall I call her?"
"I dunno man, do some iTune telling."

Yesterday - Beatles (this is when you re-shuffle)

by antart May 27, 2009

fortune teller

A con-man who TELLS you b**ls**t advice/predictions and charges a FORTUNE for said "divine rvelations"/

Harry Houdini had little patience or respect for so-called fortune tellers, and he was able to expose the vast majority of them as nothing but frauds and humbugs.

by QuacksO March 29, 2019

Teller Pants

Those tight black dress pants usually worn by female bank tellers and other attractive women working behind a counter.

Danny: Man check out those teller pants!
Jeremy: Dude that's true beauty

by Westbr0ok January 28, 2009