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texticles

Lacking the balls to talk to someone face to face, only showing bravery via text messages
"Did you hear Joe dumped his woman by text the other day?"

"Yea, he has a huge set of texticles"
by Fonda Peters November 19, 2007
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testicles

a pair of very sensitive balls in a wrinkly bag.
"I am too close to your testicles for comfort " said Mandy.
by Ragggamufffin January 26, 2011
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Citrus Testicles

What a kiwi is called when you eat it with the skin on
Carly ate a whole bag of citrus testicles last night! Some of them weren't even ripe!
by dinozavier December 28, 2010
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shrinking testicles

Long-term consequences to ones testicles due to excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages.
Angela inquired in class if her partner's shrinking testicles could affect his fertility.
by grosa October 9, 2016
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Girl testicles

When a man gets a sex change but the testicles remain
I thought it was her ass but it was her girl testicles.
by Missy_Lanius October 30, 2020
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sweep the testicles

Bob: "Dude wanna catch a movie?"
Joe: "Nah, I gotta sweep the testicles first."
by Derek of the dominos January 10, 2014
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giant elephant testicles

by donkeyass876543 February 6, 2022
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