tidget

A midget who happens to be a tard(retard)

abbrev. tidge

Alex to Harrison

"stop being a fucking tidget"
"What's up tidge?"

by DumDum1000 December 29, 2013

timmy todger

A timmy todger is when a young male wakes up with morning glory (erection as you wake up) and decides to wank (masterbate) it off, usually before school starts.

Retard: I had a timmy todger this morning
Normal guy: Fuck off, your weird.

by misster sexy January 7, 2014

badgers tadger

Rough. Usually used to describe poor workmanship by jobs carried out by a shady firm or the local council.

Can also mean hungover.

1. I had the council joiner in my flat to re-new my doors. He packed the hinges out with torn-up pieces of cardboard, he's as rough as a badgers tadger!

2. I was out on the piss last night but this morning I'm as rough as a badgers tadger!

by YoungBobster March 2, 2014

Teagen

A girl that is the most amazing person in your life, they are understanding, beautiful, don't judge and they care a lot about the ones they love, it like a lot.

dude, Teagen is such a nice person

by it.was.me. January 1, 2018

Tidgey pud

Is where a male gives a female painal and as they pull there schlong out the females asshole she prolapses leaving the asshole to look like a mini yorkshire pudding. (Tidgey pud.)

Sam L was giving a brutal painal to Ruth. He stretched out his batwing and pulled his whopper out of the shit stained asshole leaving a gravy filled tidgey pud.

by Mc Azzo December 29, 2013

Teagen

A beautiful young individual, who is talented and full of energy. Brains and looks have been provided by this individual.

She is definitely a Teagen

by lover2 March 22, 2011

Tegen

Possibly the coolest person you could ever meet.

'Wow I wish I was more like Tegen'

by Neget March 24, 2009