Teddy

The most attractive man around, train tracked curtians which haven't hitched their wagon yet.
loves sipping yetis, tinkling on the piano, walking, and shredding the gnar at main beach

(is not queer so don't interfere)

Wow that's the most stunning young man I should ask him out! - You don't stand a chance that's Teddy

by olvrmn November 26, 2022

Teddy

The literal ICON of the friend group. They’re chill as hell and is always there for you

person 1: Hey, it’s Teddy!
person 2: let’s invite them to our party!

by choerrysfilter May 6, 2021

Teddy

A gorgeously chiseled man with a long, fat, penis.

“Yeah i sucked off Teddy last night. His peener was so massive I blacked out”

by todd blacquier June 6, 2022

teddy

(full 'teddy bear' A stuffed toy bear.

That kid who had a stuffed animal fetish loved cumming on his teddy.

by Big Man May 13, 2005

Teddy

Usually a short angry person. Tends to be small in groin area. Quick to anger.

If Teddy wasn't so angry he could be normal

by Amazingman March 14, 2017

Teddy

Teddy is a bitch who’s shit at fortnite he loves to suck dick of a kid called jerel

Eww look at teddy he just sucked Jerels dick

by Leon Theo the G October 23, 2019

Teddy

Means poop in greek

I have to teddy so bad rn

by teddypoopgreek October 21, 2019