level a teaspoon

to chill out, or relax

dude it’ll be fine just level a teaspoon

by the inventors of level a tsp July 26, 2019

the Vietnamese hole tease

When a Vietnamese man teases the anus.

Hong Tang: Shall I tease your anus?

Barry: Is this is the Vietnamese hole tease?

by Pete616 April 25, 2011

pussy tease

a guy that leads a girl to believe that he's going to have sex with her, then doesnt. Acts like he wants to hook up with a girl, but gives mixed signals. opposite of a cock tease

Jake is such a pussy tease. he's always touching the girls and getting their hopes up

by 12andy December 28, 2005

pork tease

It's in the hood! As proclaimed by Willa on the infamous Family Feud 'pork episode.'

Name something that follows the word pork...
Pork tease!

by Lil Keep-a-Shank June 3, 2017

Teasered

(Derived from the word: Tasered)
1)V. (past-tense) When you get lead-on (teased) by someone you like for a while then they drop the bomp on you that they were just playing and it fucking hurts like hell.

Example:
Dude: So how'd it go with that chick?
Victim of Teasering: Man, she teasered me last night. I can't believe it!

by Elysium9 December 23, 2008

TDASI

TDASI; An acronym for "This Dick Aint Suckin Itself", usually followed with a "bitch".

Dude: Hey sweetie, TDASI
Skank: *smiles* Whats TDASI?
Dude: This Dick AInt Suckin Itself... Bitch

by RDJoe August 15, 2015

S Tease D

The disease-like condition when you start gaining romantic feelings for a tease (typically women) who openly flirts with everyone for his/her own personal benefit (AKA, an attention whore). S Tease D's can be very serious and can last for days or even years. There is no cure for an S Tease D but there are treatments. Treatments include strip club patronizing, booty calls, introductions and conversations with new prospecting individuals, and social avoidance of the infecting party.

I don't know why anybody would want to go out with her. She only gives guys S tease D's.

by Mr. Carr August 13, 2009