Originally a web comics artist, who made name after creating discriminative and abusive illustrated threads focusing on "the-reason-you-fail" topics (which prooved to be not bad after all and showed the effectivness of butthurt provocation in masses) + drew tribute art to eastern european club whore's modelling (most likely shot on cellphones), whose art actually used to be quite fun (but has seen better days). The creator (Neonil) once cared about his customers and their satisfaction. Not anymore. The new Techno-raccoon is too deep into advertising and shameless self promotion (honestly, to position self among a bunch of complete dorks and loosers is a sure way to look God-like on their background and a nice way to promote self too as his example shows) to care about anyone anymore. The only thing he cares about now is making money. Neonil doesnt care about the quality of Neoneelart anymore. More modelling (aka shut up-sit-watch and jerk off over my eyebrows, motherfuckers, they're UNSTOPPABLE!!!111), more random portrait photography, more unfinished Lunaville comics (basically nothing but illustrated guides on how to exterminate the unworthy wuss) and so on. So if you want to experience the best of Neoneelart, get your credit cards ready, because the only things this greedy bastard cares about are benjamins and jacksons. (hundreds and twentys for those of you who didnt get it.) Long live the power of money! Raccoon power FTW!
by Sanjibad December 8, 2010
Get the Techno-Raccoon mug.An auto-erotic asphyxiation by using gravity masturbation technique that consists of 3 parts:
- 1 - Getting in the shuttle -
Begin by jacking off normally; but before you nut, you squat down as low as you can to the ground and breathe short shallow breaths while still jacking off.
- 2 - Take off -
As you nut, you jump up from that squatting position as fast as you possibly can and hold your breath.
- 3 - Being in space -
If performed correctly, you should become VERY lightheaded and experience pure bliss due to the orgasm from your cock rocket.
This is a technique that should be performed only by professionals, in a controlled environment.
- 1 - Getting in the shuttle -
Begin by jacking off normally; but before you nut, you squat down as low as you can to the ground and breathe short shallow breaths while still jacking off.
- 2 - Take off -
As you nut, you jump up from that squatting position as fast as you possibly can and hold your breath.
- 3 - Being in space -
If performed correctly, you should become VERY lightheaded and experience pure bliss due to the orgasm from your cock rocket.
This is a technique that should be performed only by professionals, in a controlled environment.
Alex: Have you heard Tom came out with a new technique?
Gim: Oh no, what is it?
Alex: It's called Major Tom technique he passed out after the nut and was found unconscious covered by his space juices.
Gim: Oh no, what is it?
Alex: It's called Major Tom technique he passed out after the nut and was found unconscious covered by his space juices.
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Technicality whores will often use phrases like:
"It wasn't cheating because..."
"I am not a whore because..."
"It's not sex if..."
Common technicality whore technicalities include:
1. Blow jobs are not sex and therefore not cheating.
2. Sex doesn't count as cheating if you don't love the person you are cheating with.
3. Sex isn't sex if you don't sleep in bed together.
4. Sex isn't sex if all the clothes don't come off.
5. Sex isn't sex if there is no kissing.
...and so on.
Technicality whores will often use phrases like:
"It wasn't cheating because..."
"I am not a whore because..."
"It's not sex if..."
Common technicality whore technicalities include:
1. Blow jobs are not sex and therefore not cheating.
2. Sex doesn't count as cheating if you don't love the person you are cheating with.
3. Sex isn't sex if you don't sleep in bed together.
4. Sex isn't sex if all the clothes don't come off.
5. Sex isn't sex if there is no kissing.
...and so on.
Bill Clinton is the world's most famous technicality whore. He claimed he "did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky." He was using the classic blow jobs aren't sex pattern that has been used by technicality whores since time immemorial.
Other examples:
"I just got banged by the basketball team but I am not a whore because there was no kissing."
"I had sex with my ex-boyfriend and my current boyfriend doesn't know. But it's ok because I love them both."
A virgin girl who takes it in the ass only says: "I am still a virgin and am saving myself for the one I love"
Other examples:
"I just got banged by the basketball team but I am not a whore because there was no kissing."
"I had sex with my ex-boyfriend and my current boyfriend doesn't know. But it's ok because I love them both."
A virgin girl who takes it in the ass only says: "I am still a virgin and am saving myself for the one I love"
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Boss: I need these 4 pipeline deployments ready by next Friday.
Me: Okay, the only way I can get that done is to incur some technical debt by not following our usual process.
Boss: Understood. Lay down as much pipe as necessary to get the job done.
Me: Okay, the only way I can get that done is to incur some technical debt by not following our usual process.
Boss: Understood. Lay down as much pipe as necessary to get the job done.
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