Loch Raven Technical Academy

A middle school located in Towson, Maryland. The majority of the students are black, and more females attend the school than males. It has four magnets, all of which take no talent to get into. Most of the teachers are annoying and fake, though if you don't piss them off they can be super tight with you. There are LITERALLY fights once a week at minimum. If you walk in the hallway while classes are in session, you will most likely see ghetto girls twerking and making music videos on their phones or dumb ass boys talking so incoherently that it is no longer english. Between classes, you'll always get bumped into in the halls by some weirdo doing the Naruto run or have someone try to break your ankles by cutting in front of you. The school has a few cliques: the weirdos who eat grass and pick their noses, the edgy teens who wear black lipstick, the nerds who dress up like furries and draw pictures of anime characters, the cocky boys who think they're cool because they made a good rebound in PE the class before, and the ghetto ass girls who snap at each other and have nails so long they could stab someone with them, and the norms who just wanna get their three years over with and leave. The school has a lot of fucked up flaws, but don't worry. If you're about to or currently attend LRTA, you'll learn how to survive in the school in no time and come out being the most street wise freshman. If you do it right, you'll make friends who will make your years at Loch Raven memorable.

Scenario 1:

Sarah: "OMG THERE WAS A FIGHT AT MY SCHOOL TODAY!"
Sharkisha: "A fight? Pfft, who gives a shit? Those happen all the time at my school girl!"

Sarah: "Oh, you must go to Loch Raven Technical Academy then..."

Scenario 2:

Teacher: "Everyone flip to page 328."
Daquan: "EVERYBODY SAY SAUSAGE KEEP IT GOIN'-"
Teacher: "You're staying here for lunch, mister."

by Melly_Jelly July 13, 2017

Giro Technician

The Job title of a person that is on the dole!
The politically correct term for a bum!

What do you do for a living?
Me, I'm a giro technician! The money's whack but the hours are great!

by Phatzoot June 23, 2011

immortal technique

Great rhymesayer, with deep meaningfull lyrics. I saw this man hit up a blunt onstage cause he just couldn't give a fuck.

"Jerk off into books and bring life to words.."

by Mac Linton September 2, 2005

Technics

Wheels of Steel, Decks, Dex, Turntables
A well known brand of turntables made by Panasonic as Technics. SL-1200MK2s are very popular among DJs for their reliablity in the field.

Them decks up there on my setup are Technics

by dj scrizzle July 7, 2003

pinch technique

Pinching the end of your penis before you ejaculate so you don't make a make a baby or a mess.

Clarkee used the "Pinch Technique" instead of cumming on the bed sheets and emptied in the toilet.

by Batdad69 November 16, 2015

Buntyman technique

The buntyman technique involves microwaving two pieces of sweetcorn till warm then smearing over vaseline. When done you vigorously rub the sweetcorn pieces up and down your penis shaft till ejaculation takes places. Latex gloves can be used for extra kink

I knew my porn habits were getting out of control when I started looking at rosebuds and doing the buntyman technique

by DirtyMikeLad March 17, 2016

Lotus technique

The lotus technique created by nabeel shah was a very specific form of sexual ‘pleasure’ which took him many years to perfect. It is the art of piercing the hand through the womens hole and exploding the fingers vigorously to create what nabeel shah calls the ahhhhhh effect.

“Oh no not the lotus technique nabeel”

by Haripu sea June 4, 2021