Techno Coma

When a non-techno fan hears techno in the club. They don't know what to do, and stand and stare at the fellow patrons; hence, experience a coma where they cannot move until the techno has stopped.

I was in a techno coma when they played "Satisfaction" tonight.

by Ken Tate' May 6, 2007

technobabble

The art of using a bunch of nonsensical ramblings to solve of explain a problem. Usually used by SCI-FI writers once they have written themself in a corner.

Scotty couldn't beam Kirk up until he reversed the polarity on the microconvertor to align it in phase with the heisenberg compensator.

by fuko August 19, 2003

Techno-Raccoon

1) A metrosexual wereraccoon character in Lunaville Neoneelart universe based on N. Kavar

2) eastern ueropean web comics artist

Techno-Raccoon, the striped king of brainfuck and lord of trolling gives creeps even to the mighty pedobear

by floorfly87 November 21, 2010

technosexual

A person, male or female, who is so deeply enthralled with technology they discuss it with a level of passion that most people reserve for sex. Not always a geek or a nerd, but generally someone who has the latest and greatest everything.

She became so excited about her new laptop and PDA that her friends knew she must be technosexual.

by DarthVerso October 22, 2004

technophile

One who is obsessed with technology.

That technophile has all the latest gadgets.

by Turnspike February 9, 2003

Technology Jock

Refers to that of a Geek, however is much cooler or rather dope. They are the cool kids of the science world. They know a lot about technology and advancements in modern science. They have a really high understanding of technology and how everyday things work. Technology jocks aren't your everyday "Geek Squad" of IT repair man they know the nooks and crannies of all technology, in the scenario that they don't they will learn quickly. They acel in both Science and Math, however not limited to those subjects. They argue their side until they are proven wrong or the opponent loses, they can be stubborn at times but are generally speaking nice and flexible. They are the type of person that will be very successful in life. They aren't the type of people to back down from a fight, but they know their limitations, because of this they constantly push themselves to greatness and new heights. Some times they are viewed as condescending or arrogant, however truly aren't, It's rather that they have high expectations for all. Technology jocks are cooler than any other "jock" e.g. "theater jock" "Regular Jock" (The ones who are good at sports). The Term Technology Jock should never be overused as the term "genius" is.

That Sean guy, he knows his technology, he's such a Technology Jock.

That Isaac guy is a really good programer, he's such a Technology Jock.

I'm not a nerd, I'm a Technology Jock.

Oh, That Sean guy, I'm so glad he is a Technology Jock. It would be so annoying if he were a Theater Jock, and always breaking into songs.

by Totally_Not_Isaac_Or_Sean May 3, 2017

Technoblade never dies

Aye its trueee

NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!!!

by Quackity/Alex February 22, 2021