by tebowisjesus January 14, 2012
The girl was tebowing so hard she didn't notice that I'd given her a Dirty Sanchez after the Donkey Punch.
by Trumplix Bawlz December 29, 2011
Dropping to a knee in gracious praise to Allah........all the while stuffing Satan's face with your testicles (see te-bagging).
I was so happy Jesus let me make that putt that I instantly tore off all my clothes, began Tebowing and bounced by big sweaty Christian balls right off Lucifer's supple chin.
by Teboner December 15, 2011
Being hyped beyond belief only to turn out to be nothing more than a massive bust. Similar to the late '90s phenomenon "leafing" (named after Ryan Leaf).
Boy I hope this new QB we drafted pans out. It seems like every QB in the last three years has wound up Tebowing.
by non-believer 15 October 30, 2011
Verb: To get Jimmered, i.e., to succeed at something in an exceptional manner. Named after BYU point guard Jimmer Fredette and adapted to Tim Tebow. It is said of Jimmer that he is within three-point range the moment he steps off the bus. Similarly, Tebow has a chance, and perhaps even a likelihood, to win a game the minute that game is scheduled.
by jzalisa January 9, 2012
Mike: Hey, who's this Tim Tebow guy?
Joe: He's this quarterback who can only throw to receivers' knees and went on national television to show how much he hates women and gays.
Mike: Ohhh. Okay, now I understand 'tebowing.'
Joe: He's this quarterback who can only throw to receivers' knees and went on national television to show how much he hates women and gays.
Mike: Ohhh. Okay, now I understand 'tebowing.'
by truthbealiar October 30, 2011
To Tebow is "to get down on a knee and start praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different."
by ShadyHerb October 28, 2011