Bean teaser

A personal massager; a vibrating dildo.

Person 1: "Becky just ordered a new bean teaser." Person 2: "Bean teaser?" Person 1: "A vibrator. You know, for teasing her bean."

by mask_it_or_casket July 2, 2020

Squeezer Teaser

When someone grabs a guys dick and starts jerking him off to pleasure him then when he isn’t expecting it they punch him in the nuts dropping him to the ground.

I’m still In pain from last light, I thought I was going to get lucky but she ended up giving me a squeezer teaser instead

by Fordman95 March 25, 2022

Kpop’s Teaser Queens

It’s Aespa and Aespa only.

We can only find stunning and quality visuals on aespa’s teasers. Kpop’s Teaser Queens indeed!

by aesparulling4thgen October 11, 2021

Muff Teaser

Finger, suck, eat, etc. a girl until she is begging for it. Then rub your stiffy round her golden valley until she screams at you to give her a banging. Right when her frustration is at its highest level, stop and finish with a DIY(do it yourself) handjob. Then leave the room without saying a word. Not to be tried if you want to shack up with the selfish bitch again.

So I thought I would try the muff teaser tonight on that ungrateful bitch Michelle.

by womanizer February 29, 2004

Brain Teaser

A story with a punchline. Used to tease the brain and produce laughter.

John: Bill looked in the mirror. He didn't see his own reflection but someone else's. He was not surprised or worried. What was going on?
Blake: I don't know, what?
John: Bill was looking at a photo!
Blake: Haha! That was a cool brain teaser!

by eeguurl March 9, 2015

Table Teaser

A female who looks sexy while sitting down, but it actually quite larger when she stands up.

Mary was looking good until she stood up and I saw those cottage cheese legs. God damn table teaser!

by MidgetmackR September 15, 2010

Nip Teaser

When a male or female exerciser cuts or rips the sleeves off of their t-shirt. The cut can only expose the arm, or go as far as being cut to show their nipples (or bra). Often, when they are "nipteasing" really well you can see the abs of those wearing them. Nip teasers are not for the light-hearted. Wearers of nip teasers often want to show off their muscles (or lack there of) while working out or strutting around the gym. An alternative to nip teasers in the winter months are "Sneazers" (sneazers are made of sweatshirts or sweaters cut in a Nip Teaser fashion.)

Hulk Hogan and Dog the Bounty Hunter are often seen in nip teasers.

by Nick-a-dick October 11, 2010