Teagan

Being perpetually high, often with little or no THC in the bloodstream

Dude, Even though I have never seen Alex smoke he is always Teagan

by Samuel Speicher December 17, 2008

Teagan

Teagan means 'sexy, beautiful' in German. Teagan is a unisex name. People with the name Teagan are the most hilarious people you will ever meet. They have 0% homo, and are super cool and funny. Did I mention they are not homo?

"That boy, Teagan... he's really cool, funny, smart, amazing, fantastic, beautiful, and nice."

by tiggertheni May 7, 2019

Teagan

a blonde-hair blue-eyed girl who is popular and seems like a bitch but turns out to be really nice!

"Ugh, how can you be friends with that bitch Teagan?"
"hey, she saved me from killing myself, so leave her alone!"

by fuckyoubitch18 March 5, 2020

Teagan

A loser. And a smartass who knows "everything. " Nerd. Geek. Bookworm. Egghead.

He/She is such a Teagan!!

Stop being a Teagan!!

by FangirledFan February 10, 2014

Teagan

A famous TikTok star that everyone talks about

Jack: “Omg, is that Teagan?”
Josh: “I think it is!”

by your_fav_teagan on TikTok December 9, 2019

Teagan

Teagan is a fucking idiot who loves sucking dick. He sucks at least one dick a day, and eats only cum and drinks only piss. He loves that sweet salty golden piss.

Hi my name's Teagan. I love cum.

by 101b678 February 10, 2015

teagan

A tall, funny and popular girl. Teagan is only mainly popular for being very annoying. You never see her without her best friend or holding food. Teagan is terrible at sport and always questions her athletic ability. No boys like her so she is married to Netflix. She is very clumsy and will make everybody laugh, she tries very hard at school but is shit anyway.

‘ I heard someone got hit in the face with a ball’
‘That must have been Teagan’

by irrelevantgirl123 December 22, 2019