Tactical Battle Monkey

The most weapon efficient in modern warfare. Referred occasionally by retards who like acronyms as TBM, Tactical Battle Monkeys are often ordered by Officers in the US Army and given to Enlisted soldiers without a hint of description about the horrors that lie within the box. The three most common uses for Tactical Battle Monkeys is 1: to scare the crap out of Enlisted Soldiers, 2: tropical warfare and battle through jungles, 3: overall Officer enjoyment

NCO: Dear God, not another shipment....
Enlisted Soldier: What's the matter Serge?

NCO: They ordered more Tactical Battle Monkeys.....we're doomed

by Sgt. Admiral September 12, 2018

tactical wee

The action of doing a wee when you don't need to, in order to avoid it later. Popularised by cartoon Bluey.

Endgame is 3 hours long, so I'm going to do a tactical wee beforehand to avoid missing Caps Ass.

by lizwis May 2, 2019

Tactical death

Tactical death is when you mess up and die during a bedwars game. It is commonly used by skeppy as an excuse for dying.

Skeppy did a tactical deaths which helped win the bedwars game.

by akaminee March 15, 2020

Mitch-tastic

The highest attribute a sportsman can be.
Just unbeatable.
Awesome.

You have mitch-tastic skills.
How mitch-tastic

by Woop woop woop 17 April 16, 2009

Stache-tastic

When someone is "stache-tastic", they have a great looking mustache or upper lip hair which makes other envious of their mustache. If your mustache makes you look like a porn star or you get more girls with just a mustache as your facial hair of choice, you are stache-tastic!

Damn, James gets all the girls with that mustache of his. He is Stache-tastic!

by JaYmAsTaBaTeS19 May 18, 2009

narci-tastic

The act of owning and embracing one's own narcissism.

Judy: "No, you didn't just pull out a vanity mirror from your pocket. You are so narcissistic."

Stan: "Not narcissistic. Narci-tastic. Now hold this mirror for me. Hair this fine takes two hands to fluff."

by Jim Jerka May 2, 2011

fan-flipping-tastic

used to describe something that isn't just fantastic, it adds emphasis to the entire word.

"this shirt is fan-flipping-tastic dude!"

by cuh-razy January 11, 2008