Don't tase me, bro!

A saying that became popular after a UF student (Andrew Meyer) shouted it before getting tased during a Q&A session with John Kerry.

Police: Tase him
Andrew Meyer: Don't tase me, bro!
(taser clicks)
Andrew Meyer: AHHHHHHH, AHHHHHHH!

by CB0717 October 3, 2007

Tansey

very loyal, extremely attractive, often very intelligent and popular.
will always be at the parties.
irish drinkers.
have bright smiles and always make people's days.

hey whos at the party?
o everyone.
including.....
o well obviously them tanseys are here.

by lov3bun22 January 4, 2010

Tassell

The crazy family around the corner

Wow they're crazy, they must be the Tassell's

by Boobydee August 1, 2017

Taser Monkey

A police officer, especially one who reflexively uses his or her Taser in situations in which a real cop would rely on his or her wits and communication skills.

Peace Loving Citizen: Excuse me, officer, might you have the time?

Taser Monkey (later, to Grand Jury): The perpetrator approached me and presented a reasonable request in a peaceable manner. I had no choice but to tase him. And tasers are "non-lethal" so it's obvious he died on purpose just to frame me.

Grand Jury: But your victim was a 90-year-old man with a heart condition in a wheelchair with an oxygen tank... asking for the time. And you killed him.

Taser Monkey: Exactly. He could have been a terrorist with a wheelchair bomb, plotting to kill me and everyone else in the area. A lesser cop might have answered with the time and we could all be dead right now!

Grand Jury: Oh right! What were we thinking? Of course we'll side with you no matter what. Fuck the citizens!

by taserbrain February 12, 2010

tasheda

One who is out going;loud;loves a good party and on the outside is a beautiful women that loves to use file language. She loves scary movies and comedy's and has a very sweet heart

DUDE: "man did u see that tasheda she was beautiful."

by ROSE03 February 23, 2015

Anti-tasker

Someone who is against even the idea of tasks, chores, or work in general.

“We could ask John to help us move the sofa, but he is a fervent anti-tasker, so he probably won’t be willing.”

by Vancouverislander April 5, 2021

don't tase me, bro

From the iconic video of the student question-asker being TASERed, the phrase has come to be synonomous to "lay off, man." It is a minor exclamation of unreasonableness.

"I'm pissed that you missed that goal today."
"Don't tase me, bro."

by Cool Hand Duke November 26, 2007