TARDIS Fail-Class. Going through all of time and space failing. Used when someone fails spectacularly or does something particularly stupid.
by MostCommonLastName February 26, 2010
Get the TARDIS F-Class mug.A vagina that is much bigger on the inside than it appears to be on the outside like the tardis of dr. Who. Normally found on athletic girls who appear "tight" upon cursory inspection, the Tardis Pussy can kill your boner faster than a dalek hell bent on extermination.
"I met the hottest girl at spin class, her body was perfect. After a few drinks we went back to my place and had sex."
-"was she nice and tight from all the spinning?"
"nope. She had a tardis pussy. It was tiny and cute but It was like siding my penis directly into the miky way galaxy."
-"was she nice and tight from all the spinning?"
"nope. She had a tardis pussy. It was tiny and cute but It was like siding my penis directly into the miky way galaxy."
by Surpriseattackninja August 9, 2012
Get the Tardis Pussy mug.Derogitory name given to Melbourne, Australia. Fans of Melbourne Victory Football Club are routinely referred to as "tards" by rival football fans due to their moronic behaviour. Therefore, Tardistan became the nickname given to Melbourne and/or Melbourne's football stadium.
by Kozzie January 10, 2007
Get the tardistan mug.by Quanaco December 2, 2003
Get the tarrasque mug.Vulgar term for the anus, rectum and bowels. Named after the main character's transportation machine in the popular UK Sci-Fi programme "Dr.Who". The 'tardis' held a lot more than it looked from the outside.
by chris wheelie April 28, 2005
Get the dung tardis mug.the female vagina. Velvet relating to the deep red colour and silky texture, Tardis referring to the amazing hidden capacity of said orifice.
by stone flint May 31, 2004
Get the velvet tardis mug.she is a salty but can be sweet. boys fear her and teachers get on her nerves. she is a great leader and everyone can trust her.
by saltyone#123! October 2, 2019
Get the Tarisa mug.