tardfounded

To stand there dumbfounded at the sheer stupidity of some people

Sheila stood there tardfounded as you listen to someone so incredibly stupid

by Ashwilderone June 6, 2018

tarot

A kind of card or set of cards used in divination for finding insight on the past, present, and future.

I was at the coffeehouse the other night and got a tarot reading from my girlfriend's sister which told me of things to come.

by C. November 25, 2004

Tardfarter

A semi PC word to define someone who is acting retarded, stupid, goofy, silly and idiotic. Harry and Lloyd Dumb and Dumber are tardfarters.

" Hailey! stop acting like a fucking Tardfarter!!!

by JAYMAN427 July 27, 2014

Taro

Ben wants to sex him

"I want to sex taro"

by Sjfjfjsjfj May 17, 2021

TARFBM

(Pronounced Tarf-boom) Originating from a text sent from an older brother to his younger brother's recent ex-girlfriend, TARFBM stands for: That's A Really Fucking Bitch Move. Used as a substitute for FML when associated with another person.

"So I found out about you breaking up with him over text. TARFBM."

by Tennisguy93 November 8, 2009

Tarfubarn

Tarfun: Things Are Really Fucked Up Now.
Fubar: Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition.
See SNAFU for further information.

Tarfun + Fubar = Tarfubarn
Tarfubarn: Things Are Really Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition Now.

Happens if you think the worst possible already happened, but then it gets even worse.

'The day started out SNAFU, but then my machine went TARFUN, the whole place was really FUBAR after that and finally I got fired.'

*sigh*

'Additionally my girlfriend broke up with me in the evening.

Man, my whole life went TARFUBARN in just one fucked up day!'

by Dr.ScroTus June 29, 2010

Tarot

Verb; to develop an instant and obsessive fixation for a potential sexual partner, typically for no rational reason.

Please don’t tarot as soon as you meet her: you two are not compatible.

by Psycho-T_logistics November 20, 2020