who the fuck is tarzaned ? More like who the fuck are you , hardstuck animal.
Tarzaned is the god of the jungle. 200 iq , irl chad , this motherfuckers got it all
Tarzaned is the god of the jungle. 200 iq , irl chad , this motherfuckers got it all
tarzaned viewer 1: omg have you seen the new tarzaned jungle guide ?
tarzaned viewer 2: yeah I’d suck tarzaneds dick just for one coaching session
tarzaned viewer 2: yeah I’d suck tarzaneds dick just for one coaching session
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Wa SamaI Wa Tariq, I sear by the heaven and by the comer by night.
Wa SamaI Wa Tariq, I sear by the heaven and by the comer by night.
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She is one of the 12 trolls. ( Including: Karkat Vantas, Aradia Megido, Tavros Nitram, Sollux Captor, Nepeta Leijon, Kanaya Maryam, Terezi of course, Vriska Serket, Equius Zahhak, Gamzee Makara, Eridan Ampora, and Feferi Peixes. )
Terezi is the Azerbaijani word for Libra (or Balance), while her last name, Pyrope, is the name of a red MINERAL, specifically a type of PYRALSPITE garnet. Also known by her TROLLIAN handle, gallowsCalibrator, is one of the TROLLS. Her associated zodiac sign is Libra (♎). Introduced in HOMESTUCK: ACT 4, she has pointy teeth like KARKAT, but her horns are perfectly conical as opposed to being curved at all like most other TROLLS.
She is one of the 12 trolls. ( Including: Karkat Vantas, Aradia Megido, Tavros Nitram, Sollux Captor, Nepeta Leijon, Kanaya Maryam, Terezi of course, Vriska Serket, Equius Zahhak, Gamzee Makara, Eridan Ampora, and Feferi Peixes. )
Terezi is the Azerbaijani word for Libra (or Balance), while her last name, Pyrope, is the name of a red MINERAL, specifically a type of PYRALSPITE garnet. Also known by her TROLLIAN handle, gallowsCalibrator, is one of the TROLLS. Her associated zodiac sign is Libra (♎). Introduced in HOMESTUCK: ACT 4, she has pointy teeth like KARKAT, but her horns are perfectly conical as opposed to being curved at all like most other TROLLS.
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A favorite of the Tourettes Guy.
A favorite of the Tourettes Guy.
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In order for it to happen, one must start a forward pendulous swing while initiating a free fall onto a hard surface, as if to sit. If the timing is precise, the hanging scrotum and concomitant testicles will descend upon the surface at the very bottom of its swing, at maximum kinetic energy, causing an impact not dissimilar to a mentally disabled man attempting to swing on a vine that is just a fraction too long (a Tardzan).
In order for it to happen, one must start a forward pendulous swing while initiating a free fall onto a hard surface, as if to sit. If the timing is precise, the hanging scrotum and concomitant testicles will descend upon the surface at the very bottom of its swing, at maximum kinetic energy, causing an impact not dissimilar to a mentally disabled man attempting to swing on a vine that is just a fraction too long (a Tardzan).
It was really hot out, and I had just peeled my balls off my taint, and plopped down on the bench and pulled a major Nutsack Tardzan.
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