tapas

A verbal expression which is used as a warning if someone annoys you and he/she/it needs to be slapped in order to shut up. "tapas" is accompanied with raising your right hand.

The term is originated from Gran Canaria, where spanish restaurant promoters very intrusively ask you if you want something to eat "you want some tapas?".

You respond by saying "im gonna give you some tapas!" ─ meaning: you are going to slap him if he won't shut up.

'The promoter just won't leave Jack alone.

I think Jack's going to dish out some tapas.'

by bazzingaa May 2, 2010

Your Mothers Twappas

The long dangly things between your mothers legs.

Lee: Where were you last night Ryan?

Ryan: Ehh, I was playing with your mothers twappas

by Wild wiggs May 11, 2006

Tappahannock Tea Party

An extremely complicated and thorough procedure which is generally used for entertainment purposes in Virginia. First, one (male) shaves his anal and grundle hairs into a glass of hot, steaming water. The perp then takes said glass, throws it in the face of a woman, preferably a hooker, which temporarily blinds her. As she is screaming in pain, covered in pube shavings, the glass must be broken on her head. The resulting mixture of trimmings, blood, spit, and broken spirit is "Tappahannock Tea".

Ryzza: Is she from out of town?

Teesge: Yea I think so. She's pretty cute.

Ryzza: Lets get the van and give her a Tappahannock Tea Party under the bridge.

Teesge: Let me finish my Zima.

by Binkieman777 October 10, 2007

Tappahannock

Small rural town 45 miles northeast of Richmond, Virginia. The town is on the banks of the Rappahannock river. The word Tappahannock is Native American for ''land on the rising and falling water''. First discovered by Captain John Smith who named the town but was fiercely driven back to his ship by the hostile tribe.

Jason is from Tappahannock Virginia.

by lost1o4 January 6, 2011

Alpha Tappa Kegga

A bunch of cock suckers that like to fuck each other up the ass

I was going to join a frat but then I did not want to be a Alpha Tappa Kegga

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

Taplash

Taplash occurs when your local bar internally washes it's draft beer system with hot soapy water (which a good bar should do often), but they do not properly flush all of the soap out of the lines. Even a tiny bit of residual soap left in the system causes the draft from the tap to be very flat and have a skunky taste.

Ewww this beer is taplash...

by Clipso December 16, 2011

Tapasiya

really smart and pretty. she has a great smile and a great personality. everyone knows her name but she isn't popular. she has the most littest friends and can be really dumb at some times. her worst subjects are math. she can be lazy but can turn out to be athletic. you don't want to mess with her because she is really moody. she acts like she doesn't care but inside she is crying. she is most likely going to be depressed if you are close to her because of her personal life. if you ever meet a tapasiya say hi because she had been through a lot!

damn mama look at you wit em great tits!

"did you see tapasiya and john last night at the party?!"

by 00ferGang September 20, 2018