tallywacker

A bloke with an enormous penis which he is able to swing over his shoulder. See also see www.tallywacker.co.uk

Man, look at the tallywacker on him - im gonna go jump off a cliff

by Batman September 5, 2003

Tallywacker

A Penis

All me have a tallywacker

by Mrmetaknight875345 April 17, 2016

tallywag

the part of the male body that takes a piss (dick)

Suck my tallywag please

by Blake Sutton July 13, 2005

Tallon Zek

Tallon Zek is an Everquest PVP server designed to have four teams, but has mostly been anything but that.

I logged in to Tallon Zek to gank some newbs.

by X June 20, 2003

talliwag

having a hard hump up the rectum region

u got nice eyes im gonna talliwag u hard

by Fat Shit In Da House !!!! March 30, 2005

Squatch Tallywhacker

A Huge hairy penis, that often has the odor of a turd covered in burnt hair

“Sally told me about Paul’s Squatch Tallywhacker

“Hey Mel tell me about your encounter with Kevin last night .”

“Betty it was fun until we got frisky. He was so big but it was too smelly. He definitely had a Squatch Tallywhacker!!!!”

by Rothberg-cummer September 23, 2019

Tallywhacker

part of the male genitalia, as used for whacking tallies

I'm just off to the little boys room to show my tallywhacker the toilet.

by robbo December 7, 2003