talkaround

In software programming, it's a particular type of workaround where a client calls you about a bug, and instead of fixing it, you convince the client that the bug is actually a feature.

Client: Hey, if I click this button the program crashes!

Programmer: Oh yeah, it's actually designed that way, it's a very useful feature. Let me explain...

2 hours of gibberish and incomprehensible technical jargon later...

Programmer: ...so as you see it's perfectly correct that the program behaves this way.

Client: Err... Ok. Thanks for the explanation.

Programmer: You're welcome! If you have any other questions about our product's features, feel free to ask!

Later

Project manager: Hey, how did you convince the client not to open an issue for that bug?

Programmer: Oh, it was easy, I gave him the standard talkaround.

by work was invented by a jerk July 10, 2021

Guden talar

Guden talar is a Swedish legend whomst is The best man alive.

Guden talar is the real god.

by SackZZ February 4, 2020

talarie

Talarie is an amazing person. She loves being a round people. But (Don't)make her mad because she will rain down on you. In all talarie is a nice person.

Talarie is awesome

by Anonymous❤👌❤ January 23, 2018

Drew Taggart

the lead singer from the awesome band The Chainsmokers (featuring Alex Pall and Matt McGuire). he has a huge ass scar ass scar on his neck which he got from stagediving at a concert in 2004. once he had four girlfriends at one point, which he met backstage at a concert in 300 BC. he also loves to bake - you can find him in your kitchen at 4 AM cooking some eggs. once he dyed his hair neon pink due to too much drugs. Actually he has tried to dye his hair in every possible hair color due to drugs.

Drew Taggart knows how to cook an egg

by Croakie August 10, 2018

Taggart

To move from a football program with terrific facilities to one with terrible facilities.

Will he Taggart from Oregon to Florida State.

by jurv2 December 6, 2017

talwar

Urdu, Kashmiri, Hindi, and Punjabi word for "sword".

The word Talwar translates to mean sword.

by Muhammad4581234 August 14, 2006

taggart

Taggart stands for being an androgynous person with an extremely small penis, that they hesitate for...
A lot of times, people are confused, as they can't find the difference between Taggarts and Faggots. Simply saying, it's the same shit.

A: Hey man, how are you doing?
B: I am a Taggart, please don't ask...
A: Oh, okay, I feel the depression indicator increasing.
B: *notification in his email: life subscription has been cancelled*

by moliata April 18, 2018