I'm taking a shit

You got bored and googled "I'm taking a shit" and now you're here.

I got bored while taking a shit so I googled "I'm taking a shit"

by Nordgern August 19, 2017

Taking A Trump

When you take a giant dump but it refuses to be flushed until Jan 20th.

My mom just kicked me out of her basement but I'm taking a trump and staying until after New Year.

by Roshambo187 November 26, 2020

Taking Roy off the grid

Successfully doing something completely different with your life, or something you control, than is expected, or otherwise contrary the status-quo.

Holy shit! This guy is taking Roy off the grid! This guy doesn't have a social security number for Roy!

by yoj!mbo July 15, 2015

Taint

Perineum

The scientifically/anatomically correct word for taint is perineum.

by Ace Ball October 18, 2018

taking ls

Losing any arguement, taking losses

Meek Mills been taking ls from drake all of 2015

by BitchTits420 July 23, 2016

Taking the Henry Michael

Someone who tends to throw people under the bus a lot.

Taking the Henry Michael If you're going to work with him you'd better document everything. He's one serious bus chucker.

by topbantslad April 6, 2017

Taint town

1. The middle of somewhere
2. Between Uranus and a weedy lot
3. A beer made by the Kennebunkport Brewing Company
4. That place between the candy factory and the sewer plant

If you have ever been to Taint town, then you know what the full scrotum is

by manshark September 19, 2016