twigsmith

One with little to no integrity; one who is known to fabricate excuses; someone full of shit

Kid A: Man that Matt kid is such a spineless worm.
Kid B: Right? What a fucking twigsmith!
Kid A: Yeah, lets fuck that dwarf tosser up

by trotscrot July 1, 2008

Twist it funny

When a friend is telling a story that is supposed to be funny and entertaining but isn't quite that, you say "Now, twist it funny." to declare to your friend that you will not carry on with the conversation, untill a punchline has been dropped.

That guy: "As i was trekking through Nicaragua, heading towards a a childrens orphanage where I would deliver supplies, I met so many interesting cultures that really helped shape me as a person, I feel like i have changed in a profound way."

You yawn because you have heard this story too many times and responds. "Okay. Now, twist it funny." and sit back and enjoy the akward moment that ensues.

by Business bear April 2, 2014

Manchester twist

Turning your fist around during male masturbation so as to simulate going from the vagina into the anus.

I was cranking one out hard last night and decided to switch it up with the ol' Manchester twist, it was a tight butthole for sure!

by Rim Tobbs January 17, 2018

Merlin Twist

One of the dirtiest Skate tricks ever. It consists of a Switch 180 Late Front Foot Impossible. No One knows who invented this trick, but the most famous user of it and most likely creator is Cory Kennedy.

Merlin twists take magic to land

by sameoldpimp132 November 22, 2011

twist one

make a marijuana cigaraette. See "tool up a doobie".

My bong was at home so Fred loaned me a paper and I took the time to twist one.

by Harold Corncob April 20, 2006

Oliver Twist

Someone who is never satisfied and always asks for more

Our host asked if anyone wanted seconds. Roger being the Oliver Twist that he is said yes.
Mr. Brown is never satisfied with his pay, he's always asking for more

by defman28 July 2, 2009

Saw Twist

Derived from from the 'Saw' films, this term describes when something so shockingly unpredictable happens that it makes you unable to deal with the mindfuck occuring in the frontal lobe of your brain.

May induce orgasms and mild strokes.

Human 1: "So anyway, I woke up this morning and realised my dad is actually a stripper.."

Human 2: "Fuck, what a Saw Twist"

Human 1: "I know, i thought he was a prostitute.."

Human 2: "Get help man, you're fucked."

by EyeHeartToast July 20, 2010