Twank 

A Woman who sleeps around to gain notoriety. A woman who excepts a hand up in exchange for sexual favors. A high class whore. A woman who may not see herself as loose because of her high fashion but society would still deem her a slut.

Bro, Tammy is ALWAYS at munchbar and she dresses real nice but she is still a Twank!

Twank by Gav Hustle July 11, 2012

twank 

Noun - A tweeking skank.

"Give a twank some shi+ and she'll sleep with you."

twank by wiredagain July 25, 2003

Twank 

When someone makes the wanking motoin with a twink pen, listening to the stell ball inside

Joe: Stop twanking steve
Steve: But the stell ball will stop!

Twank by SteveAndJoeAndBob May 1, 2008

twank 

a male who is gay or bisexual.

That fool is a straight twank.

twank by chillipepper May 4, 2006

twank 

an undesired guest at a gathering

To get rid of the twanks, we told everybody to head to IHOP then went bowling.

twank by Deadtired April 7, 2005

twank 

a muddle up between the words "twat" and "plank"

you are such a...such a TWANK!

twank by RumDrunkMonkey October 30, 2007

twank 

A tactical wank. Usually used 20-40 minutes before a shag to improve performance. It can also be used before a big night out, just to chill you out.

"Mate, left the twank too late. Couldn't get it up."

or...

"Look babe, am I going to get a shag out of tonight? I'm literally on the brink of a twank, but if you're not game I'm wasting my time."

twank by Ishan Kamdar May 10, 2010