turrt

Most commonly used to refer to a gun turret (a device that protects the crew or mechanism of a projectile firing weapon and at the same time lets the weapon be aimed and fired in many directions). Or, in architecture, a turret (from Italian: torretta, little tower; Latin: turris, tower) is a small tower that projects from the wall of a building such as a medieval castle.

Dude, I was playin Hayylow and I got 19 killz with a turrt! Man I be's the shiz

by PNL April 2, 2008

Turbulence Turrets

The inability to control the swear words that fly out of your mouth when the plane you are riding in hits a nasty air pocket.

I was quietly enjoying my flight when the plane jerked and tossed me up in the air and F-Me came loudly out of my mouth much to the chagrin of the passengers around me. That is how turbulence turrets came to be.

by Big E Mc October 22, 2012

football turrets

The yelling of random profanity while commenting on a football game. Commonly used when one's favorite team messes up a simple play.

Adella: What the fuck? How did that son of a bitch catch the damn ball?
Trevor: Sounds like someone has football turrets.

by Tvland3458 April 3, 2016

texting turrets

the inability of a person to censor their text messages after a few glasses of wine. This condition leads to texting the president of the PTA/preacher/grandmother things like "that coke whore ass-pounder" or " crazy motherfucker is trying to see my beaver" and "pussy-ass-dildo-sucker". Generally occurs with the suburban cougar crowd. A person with texting turrets also provides great submissions for TFLN

Cougar 1 "last night i suffered a baaad case of texting turrets"
Cougar 2 "WTF?"
Cougar 1 " i sent a text to our waiter asking him to throw his hotdog down my hallway"
Cougar 2 "OMG - did he?"

by thepoopadoop October 13, 2010

turret

An insult word created by a girl named Danielle one day in 8th grade while learning about the real word turret in school (which is a cylinder shaped window which usually protrudes from the side of houses built from the Victorian Era)and she just thought it would sound good as an insult so she told all her friends and changed the definition. It has no particular meaning, just to call people when thay act idiotic or retarded.

"Kelly, YOU TURRET!! Why are you plucking your eyebrows with the back of a CD?!?"

by Dan da WOman August 21, 2003

turretts

occasionally defended castle high points on a lady

"yeah she's dead nice and everything"

"good turretts ?"

by dereeko October 20, 2003

turrtle neck

Turrtle Neck -Suspending a turd as it exits ones rectum to prevent release.

Turrtle Neck-"i had sushi during my date yesterday , and the whole time a was turtle necking cause of that shit"

by Peter Mc Turrtle Neck November 8, 2007