Turf Cock

Similar to turf toe, when playing sports while sporting a massive erection, you fall onto you stomach sticking the tip of your penis into the ground and hyper extending you dick.

Flag football was great untill Pete got a bad case of turf cock. And now his cums all green.

by crater bater June 21, 2010

smurf turf

name given to Boise State University's blue colored footbal turf.

some teams use the smurf turf as an excuse to rationalize their poor performance.

by Raymond October 06, 2004

turf cutter

someone of irish descent. the term comes froms the fact that many irishmen were/have been greenskeepers on golf courses.

i swear, stormfront is nothing but a bunch of ignorant turf cutters who are completely unaware of the trials and tribulations the irish faced in america. talk about ironic!

note: my use of the term "turf cutter" in this example is in itself meant to be ironic.

by stlmxc September 13, 2008

turf burn

Scraped knee suffered by one who takes a spill on a sports field topped with fake grass.

I got a turf burn playing Ultimate Frisbee but I made the catch so it was worth it.

by Bender March 17, 2005

Turf turd

The rubber pellets found in artificial turf. It gets into anything and everything.

"Dude nice tackle out there, you totally messed him up."
Person #1
"Thanks man but now I'm covered in turf turds."
Person #2

by superflypirate April 30, 2010

turf dirt

Basically a broad from the hood that everybody ran through she might have a couple of baby daddy's from the same hood.

Man what's that one turf dirts' name pimpin.

by Sac Town High Speed July 06, 2009

Turf Hooper

A turf hooper is when a person says he from ane place then he says Im from another place.

Fuck all turf hoopers.

by sammy_3100 May 21, 2007