Trouser Ghost

When you emit toxic fumes from your behind, and it comes out of your trouser leg.

Emma: ... can you smell that?
Fred: Yeah, sorry, trouser ghost.
Emma: ew.

by TwoMuffinsInAnOven November 7, 2009

Trouser Yetti

Slang term for a man's penis.

Refers to a penis that is large, hairy and illusive.

Charly is about to take his trouser yetti for a walk.

by phantaxtic August 11, 2014

Trouser omelette

To take a direct shot to the nuts

Dude that dodge ball made a trouser omelette out of that guys nuts

by Mzavy January 13, 2016

newsreader's trousers

The type of trousers one wears when walking around one's home wearing nothing but a tee-shirt, are described as newsreader's trousers. This is because some newsreaders, whilst wearing smart jackets and shirts, may have been naked from the waist down whilst appearing behind a television studio newsdesk.

Michael Fish, a once prominent weather presenter on the BBC, was once rumoured to have presented the weather wearing a smart jacket and tie and only a pair of underpants, knowing only his torso was in shot. Hence: Michael Fish once wore newsreader's trousers.

by dewexdewex February 7, 2007

Trouser Snake

The "erectus trouserous" or otherwise commonly referred to as "trouser snake" is the worlds MOST dangerous snake. It is fang less, the average length is 5-6 inches, although some are said to reach 8 inches. Colors vary from pink to black. It usually attacks women in the mouth or lower abdominal area. Its highly venomous spit can cause swelling that lasts about 9 months. Some species area also known to attack men from behind.

I went to a party last night and walked in to a room where a girl was being attacked by a trouser snake!

by Unknown_User1 April 4, 2010

Phantom troupe

basically a group of people who wanna kill a clan and the leader is a beat boxer that goes by the name “scarlet eye killer” and the last clan member is a spider killer that goes by the name “spider killer 3000” and a member of this troupe likes 12 year olds and goes by the name “ronald mcdonald” and no one understands why scarlet eye killer likes ronald mcdonald 😛😛

spider killer 3000: why did u kill my clan?!
scarlet eye killer/phantom troupe leader: i didn’t know the chain user was a girl 😯😛

by gonsshoes on tiktak September 29, 2020

Trouser Clam

A vagina with an odor like rotting fish.

Holz: What scent can cover the heady tuna scent wafting upwards from my delicate trouser clam?

Bronwyn: Why my dear, you should try spraying your cooter with the fabulous new perfume from the House of Rancé, Next Age Plaisir.

by indig0daisy December 21, 2008